jizzum

sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.

Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!

by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

jizzum

When a man cums after not jacking a long time and the cum is creamy and thick.

Damn, look at that hot jizzum running down her face. That was a huge load!

by dirtyfagcumslut August 12, 2014

jizzum

Thick white fluid containing sperms that is ejaculated by the male genitalias. Used as noun or verb.

n. - My jizz smells like fish.

v. - I'm about to jizz after looking at free porn!

by Tiffany November 2, 2002

jizzum

the little monsters that reside in your jizz

There's jizzum all over my face

by asr123456 February 21, 2011

jizzum

Jizzum...comes from the rhythm......from the man....with his gland in his hand....produces chowder...from within um!

"Little Johnny took out his little wee-wee and tugged on it until it spit up...Jizzum!"

by Testa Aunt January 13, 2004

jizzum

the WHITE sticky stuff that comes out of the TALLYWHACKER.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,JIZZUM!!

by tatersalad August 2, 2003

jizzum

A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz

Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!

by RaffelHonez April 18, 2007