Johnny Carson 

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.

He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.

Johnny Carson by jesster79 January 25, 2005

Johnny Carson 

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

Johnny Carson by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017

Johnny Carson 

When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.

Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women

Johnny Carson by Mike H a.k.a AsIaN bLaZer February 16, 2005

johnny carson spot

the closest parking spot you can get to the location you are going to. (example: in front of a bar, your apartment, a store, etc.)

MAN#1 "Where'd you park?"
MAN#2 "Dude, I got the Johnny Carson Spot, right out front."

johnny carson spot by jmattei March 10, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004