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Snarfblatt 

Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful.
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel & Flounder: Ooooooh.
Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.
Snarfblatt by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005
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snarfblatt 

A very versatile word, it is similar to fuck in that it can be a noun, verb, adjective or adverb. Commonly used as a placefiller for anything despicable.
(saintly cursing) fuckin snarfblatt

Oh shit.. the webserver is snarfblatted!
snarfblatt by Satyr January 21, 2005

Snarfblatt 

Clear a pipe so it can be used, or to play a lovely tune. (If in tune)
After emptying the bowl one would snarfblatt into the pipe to clear the passage. I snarfblatted chunks from the pipe bowl into my eye. Turning a flute into a pipe allows ^snarfblatting^ to be a jaunty tune.
Snarfblatt by Dreddpirate808* December 11, 2021

Snarfblat 

A pipe- from the disney film "The little Mermaid"
Scuttle:
(Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.

Ariel and Flounder:
Oohhh.

Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.

Snartblast 

Snartblast, or in this case the process of snartblasting, first involves containing yourself in a sealed environment. Next is to attempt to sneeze, piss, shit, vomit, fart, cum, and cry all at the same time. The difficult part is capturing all the bodily fluids that were released during the purge.
I just snartblasted *crying*
Snartblast by BeaRv1 April 21, 2018

snarfblast 

the thing people do when they should blow their nose, but don't. bigger than a sniffle, so big that one must swallow their snot afterwards. sounds like a cross between loud snoring, choking, and coughing.

an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.

the act of swallowing a loogie.
"That man's snarfblasts make me want to vomit."
snarfblast by ohfuckno May 14, 2009

snarfladt 

The act of coughing uncontrollably while trying not to exhale any of the smoke from a hit of cannabis.
Roxy began to wildly snarfladt after she hit the bong.
snarfladt by pepedelqueso January 14, 2010