zomgwtflolbbq's definitions

racer

1. Opposite of ricer

2. Someone who competes against someone or a timer to see who will finish first/do a course quickest.

3. Or, more simply, someone who races.

1. There was this ricer Honda Del Sol with 18" rims, two-tone paint, a Sobe can for a muffler, and a spoiler that was taller than the damn car on the deck, and there was a 5.0 Mustang with a Magnaflow exhaust, a Ford Racing crate engine, and some pretty decent 17" BBS wheels. Guess who wins? Thats right. Teh racer.

2. Michael Schumaccher, Richard Petty, Jeff Gordon, Juan Pabo Montoya, etc.

3. 2.

by zomgwtflolbbq April 21, 2007

crack in a can

Red Bull

Red Bull; it's crack in a can! - Dave Chappelle

by zomgwtflolbbq April 10, 2007

porsche

Proof
Only
Spoiled
Rich
Children
Have
Everything

Shame that they don't know how to harness the awesome power of the legendary flat 6...

911, Boxster S, Porsche Carrera

by zomgwtflolbbq October 21, 2007

C10

GM's pickup truck that is also called the S10, C/K, amond other names. Very popular in the custom truck community, like the S10. Came with engines ranging from the economical 236 cu. inch straight-6 to the burly 396 big block V8, but I've seen some crazy dudes put an LS2 in them before. Very cool stock or modded truck for a relatively low price.

Very, very popular as a light-duty commercial delivery truck. My dad's NAPA store runs a fleet of 8 S10's strong and 1 Ranger, a Colorado, and an Astrovan.

Chevy/GMC C10's are great entry level customizable pickup trucks, and can be damn cool if they're bagged or turned into a cruise truck.

C10s own.

by zomgwtflolbbq October 30, 2007

golf

A sport created in Scotland that incorporates various clubs and a little white ball and a hell of a lot of land. Golf, in ye olde days was actually an acronym for one of the rules of the sport: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. GOLF. Don't believe me? Look it up.

Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.

Golf can be played by anyone that is determined to reach a goal, and about $100 for a shabby set of gear.

by zomgwtflolbbq April 29, 2008

skerple

The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*

by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007