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golf

A sport created in Scotland that incorporates various clubs and a little white ball and a hell of a lot of land. Golf, in ye olde days was actually an acronym for one of the rules of the sport: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. GOLF. Don't believe me? Look it up.

Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.
Golf can be played by anyone that is determined to reach a goal, and about $100 for a shabby set of gear.
by zomgwtflolbbq April 29, 2008
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C10

GM's pickup truck that is also called the S10, C/K, amond other names. Very popular in the custom truck community, like the S10. Came with engines ranging from the economical 236 cu. inch straight-6 to the burly 396 big block V8, but I've seen some crazy dudes put an LS2 in them before. Very cool stock or modded truck for a relatively low price.

Very, very popular as a light-duty commercial delivery truck. My dad's NAPA store runs a fleet of 8 S10's strong and 1 Ranger, a Colorado, and an Astrovan.
Chevy/GMC C10's are great entry level customizable pickup trucks, and can be damn cool if they're bagged or turned into a cruise truck.

C10s own.
by zomgwtflolbbq October 30, 2007
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choke

1. Cherry Coke

2. New York Yankees

3. The official soft drink of the New York Yankees

4. When you fuck up so bad that the only way to redeem yourself is to go into hiding. Or suicide, but choose the first one. Please.
1. Guy: What you want?
Buddy: Gimme a Choke.

2. Yankees

3. Works every time

4. Uno: Fuck man...I got a 27 on my Pre-Al test.
Dos: Way to choke.
by zomgwtflolbbq May 17, 2007
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emp

1. ElectroMagnetic Pulse. A "wave" that could potentially cripple every industrialized nation, silently. It basically fries circuits in an electronic device, rendering it useless. And since most national defense grids are made up of electronic relay circuits, you've got yourself a prime target right there.

2. English Muffin Pizza. The name pretty much speaks for itself; it's a pizza on an English Muffin. Very tasty with the right combination of sauce and cheese.
1. A nuclear bomb is not only catastrophic for living things, but it can also shut down an entire city WITHOUT killing a single person. Theoretically.

2. EMP's are a great dinner when you're too poor to afford a real pizza, or you're just to lazy to pick up the damn phone and call Domino's.
by zomgwtflolbbq March 30, 2007
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viola

1. what you say when you do something right, pronounced wa-la! Italian or Latin in origin I thinks

2. an instrument, like a small violin, but sounds kinda like a cello. go figure.
1. Viola! I have finished my model car.

2. Jerry plays the viola in band class.
by zomgwtflolbbq February 22, 2008
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skerple

The most blatant rip off of a Sharpie that the Chinese have ever come up with. Same font on the pen, same exact shape, hell its even got the same packaging.
Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a Sharpie?
Guy 2: Yeah sure *hands Skerple*
Guy 1: Dude wtf is this? Are you on welfare or something?
Guy 2: *no response*
by zomgwtflolbbq June 14, 2007
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