zoe's definitions

MoCo

County where the heads of the public school system suffer from a severe case of storm-phobia.

Bob: Do we have school today?
Suzy: No, there's a 30% of snow.

MoCo Public School Director #1: Wow, look at that weather.
MoCo Public School Director #2: Yeah, today's gonna be a real scorcher.
MoCo Public School Director #1: How about a 2 hour delay?
MoCo Public School Director #2: Fine by me.

by zoe December 6, 2003

Revenue Collector

see Speed Camera & Radar

"Speed cameras are used purely for revenue raising."

by Zoe February 21, 2005

Barlan

My boyfriends name, the most loving person ever. Love you papi.

I love you barlan! You are everything to me.

by Zoe December 30, 2004

april margera

One of the most understanding parents ever (aside from Tom Green's)
She must curse the day they bought Bam Margera his first skate board.

April Margera is a Saint

by Zoe March 8, 2005

Granie

Our friend Granie is a bondage obssessed gimp. He longs for a gimpsuit and enjoys talking about playing with himself and sexmonkies. His ginger mullet is growing out of control and will probably soon take over the world.

Granie, ''Get me that sexmonkey in a gimpsuit!''
to the guy out of the Darkness,
''give ya fiver for that cool suit!!''

by Zoe November 26, 2003

George Clooney

an actor that used to be super super super super hot, but since he left ER to make movies his hotness is declining rapidly

George Clooney played pediatrician Doug Ross on the hit TV show, ER.

by ZOE August 5, 2003

Snoid

A hooded sweatshirt with a zipper. Developed in metrodetroit in the sixties. Doubles as a nickname for John.

It's cold and I think I'm going to sport my groovy snoid tonight.

by Zoe October 5, 2004