58 definitions by zoe

fat ass in a glass

An alcoholic drink available in the state of Maine. It is made with allen's coffee brandy (extremely cheap version of kaluah) and milk. When you drink it your ass grows very large.

Can I pay for my fat ass in a glass with my foodstamps?

by zoe February 10, 2004

kazaa

Stick to Kazaa Lite K++ (klkpp). Its like Kazaa but without the spyware and downloads very quickly. Works fantastically on dial-up.

Kazaa is spyware loaded, stick to the spyware free lite version.

by zoe January 18, 2005

nodge

1. penis
2. niiiiiice

1. Dude, Grant fell on me and I accidentally grabbed his nodge.
2. Our team just scored! Nodge!

by zoe October 5, 2003

ash wednesday

The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.

Hey it's Ash Wednesday, let's go get ashed then walk through the Casbah!

by zoe March 3, 2004

MoCo

County where the heads of the public school system suffer from a severe case of storm-phobia.

Bob: Do we have school today?
Suzy: No, there's a 30% of snow.

MoCo Public School Director #1: Wow, look at that weather.
MoCo Public School Director #2: Yeah, today's gonna be a real scorcher.
MoCo Public School Director #1: How about a 2 hour delay?
MoCo Public School Director #2: Fine by me.

by zoe December 6, 2003

Radar

Device used by the police to catch speeding motorists (and raise revenue). Usually in the shape of a hand held gun.

"I heard on the radio that there is a radar up ahead."

by zoe February 22, 2005

Camelot

A fancy castle in whick King Arthur lived, housed the round table.Also, The Kennedys liked to call their dynasty this.

Camelot is not in California.

by zoe February 19, 2004