zoe's definitions

kazaa

Stick to Kazaa Lite K++ (klkpp). Its like Kazaa but without the spyware and downloads very quickly. Works fantastically on dial-up.

Kazaa is spyware loaded, stick to the spyware free lite version.

by Zoe January 18, 2005

Back Doors

when a bird gets it up tha shit piece

mike: wot u do last night Tisso?
Tisso: I kicked Gemma's back doors in!

by ZOE July 10, 2003

ash wednesday

The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.

Hey it's Ash Wednesday, let's go get ashed then walk through the Casbah!

by Zoe March 2, 2004

scalendar

comes from schedule and calendar (my friend made it up)

Person #1: can you hang out tomorrow?
Person #2: I dunno let me check my scalendar

by Zoe April 10, 2005

Magnafantastical

So horrendously magnigicent that the fantasticality of the over all stupendosity is wretchedly indefinable.

Oh lord that girl's booty is Magnafantastical!!!

by Zoe April 10, 2005

show choir

A group of sequined-clad young adults who prance around onstage with more energy than cheerleaders on speed in the effort to win a "trophy." They sing, too.

Carlos: Man I'm so tired, I'm out like a straight guy in show choir!

by zoe December 9, 2003

randomina

Randomina is a word typically used for a random girl, thus the 'ina' implies of a female orientation. This word was invented by Zoe, an editor to this lovely site.

That girl is so crazy, she is a randomina

by zoe April 20, 2005