zoe's definitions

peenarc

someone who watches you pee when you're getting drug tested to make sure you dont slip in someone else's pee.

The peenarc caught me unloading Laila's pee into the cup

by Zoe March 22, 2005

Granie

Our friend Granie is a bondage obssessed gimp. He longs for a gimpsuit and enjoys talking about playing with himself and sexmonkies. His ginger mullet is growing out of control and will probably soon take over the world.

Granie, ''Get me that sexmonkey in a gimpsuit!''
to the guy out of the Darkness,
''give ya fiver for that cool suit!!''

by Zoe November 26, 2003

kazaa

Stick to Kazaa Lite K++ (klkpp). Its like Kazaa but without the spyware and downloads very quickly. Works fantastically on dial-up.

Kazaa is spyware loaded, stick to the spyware free lite version.

by Zoe January 18, 2005

bottle boy

I'm sorry i didn't mean to be so nasty it was just so funny! I'll be nicer to u in da future. sike. see ya at school!

Sam sucka Jordans cock

by Zoe May 5, 2005

Back Doors

when a bird gets it up tha shit piece

mike: wot u do last night Tisso?
Tisso: I kicked Gemma's back doors in!

by ZOE July 10, 2003

ash wednesday

The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.

Hey it's Ash Wednesday, let's go get ashed then walk through the Casbah!

by Zoe March 2, 2004

ice hockey

is the best sport in the world
and teh violence is just an added bonus

netminders rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Zoe March 12, 2004