6 definitions by zachfree

Top Definition
Beyond the realm of critique - the highest standard of perfection or excellence.
Oh man, ante up suckers! This poker hand is Papa's Mustache!
by zachfree December 21, 2010
The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.
"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."
by zachfree August 14, 2011
poorly maintained pubic hair
"I'll need some extra time getting ready. I've gotta trim my poofus on the slim chance that I get laid tonight."
by zachfree July 14, 2012
When a once cool person has crossed the threshold from being cool into insane megalomania.
Man, I used to like hanging out with Dave but ever since he started dating that hot chick he's gone kanye. It's like all he can talk about is how great he is.
by zachfree October 25, 2013
chat cranky: when you unintentionally come across as agitated in an online chat or text message conversation
Kerry: Did you notice how Bill was pissed off today?
Darlene: He seemed fine when I talked to him...
Kerry: Well he said in a chat -
Darlene: Hold on a sec. He might have just been chat cranky.
by zachfree November 02, 2011
A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
by zachfree January 27, 2011

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