Definitions by zachfree

gone kanye 

When a once cool person has crossed the threshold from being cool into insane megalomania.

Man, I used to like hanging out with Dave but ever since he started dating that hot chick he's gone kanye. It's like all he can talk about is how great he is.

gone kanye by zachfree October 26, 2013

poofus 

poorly maintained pubic hair

"I'll need some extra time getting ready. I've gotta trim my poofus on the slim chance that I get laid tonight."

poofus by zachfree July 18, 2012

chat cranky 

chat cranky: when you unintentionally come across as agitated in an online chat or text message conversation

Kerry: Did you notice how Bill was pissed off today?
Darlene: He seemed fine when I talked to him...
Kerry: Well he said in a chat -
Darlene: Hold on a sec. He might have just been chat cranky.

chat cranky by zachfree November 2, 2011

bathroom stalking 

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.

"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."

bathroom stalking by zachfree August 14, 2011

gooch

A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time

Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."

gooch by zachfree January 28, 2011

Papa's Mustache

Beyond the realm of critique - the highest standard of perfection or excellence.

Oh man, ante up suckers! This poker hand is Papa's Mustache!

Papa's Mustache by zachfree December 21, 2010