119 definitions by yorrick hunt

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive
Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
by yorrick hunt January 06, 2008
performing an activity without the use of the hands
Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune
Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise!
Owen: Choke on it!
by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008
Latin for "asshole". Literal meaning: "hole of ass". Used as a form of address in conversation.
Hey, hola vass! Do you speak Latin?
by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
the act of performing oral sex on a female
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.
by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008
The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).
Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.
by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
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