made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive
Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
performing an activity without the use of the hands
Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.
what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune
Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise!
Owen: Choke on it!
Latin for "asshole". Literal meaning: "hole of ass". Used as a form of address in conversation.
Hey, hola vass! Do you speak Latin?
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.
The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up
in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).
Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.
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