116 definitions by yorrick hunt

martini

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive

Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.

by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008

belief

what you accept as true or real

I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control. None of my beliefs are.

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

cum buddy

someone to help you out when you are hard up

Nobody wanted to be Theo's cum buddy.

by yorrick hunt June 3, 2008

number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

as ugly as a hatful

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008