5 definitions by xul8tr

McDonalds

Health Food

McDonalds, we make your heart a more efficient machine by making it work TWICE AS HARD!

by xul8tr July 4, 2003

Baby Shower

When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.

See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!

by xul8tr March 16, 2006

Sausage Jelly

Noun
1. Semen / sperm / cum / manjam / spunk.
2. A male reproductive cells; multiple spermatozoon.

I sprayed my sausage jelly right down that ho's throat!

by xul8tr April 2, 2007

Foosec

A Foosec is roughly 100 back and forth cycles per min, roughly the speed a gorilla maturbates at.

Look at Dazaa, he's jerking his gurgen at almost two Foosecs!

by xul8tr February 3, 2006

manjam

Slang for sperm.

4) I can smell the manjam on sp0rk's breath from a miles away!

by xul8tr April 9, 2003