319 definitions by wolfbait51
Those fags are so penivorous.
by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011
Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.
I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011
Check out Prince Porkchop over there choking down that Tripple Whopper like someone's gonna steal it.
by wolfbait51 June 5, 2011
A tactic used by women to fortify fidelity when their significant other is away at school,in the service overseas,or in prison. As a "something to remember me by" maneuver,the lady queefs into a balloon and ties it off,puts it in a box with a note saying "Pop and Sniff" and mails it to her loved one.
That poor guy in cell block C is really down in the dumps. He just got a Pop and Sniff from his wife.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.
I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .
You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.
by wolfbait51 April 2, 2011