Cuisinart

1.A machine in which you stick fruits, or vegetables in to create juice.

2. Mary Roach's fav. word

Alex "Mary! I told you not to stick pencils in the cuisinart"

M. Roach *tear*

by Mary Roach February 8, 2005

cuisinart

The act of sticking both arms inside a vagina and proceeding to rotate them wildly like the mixing arms of a cuisinart.

Sarah was so gapped out that Rodney was able to fit both arms inside and perform the cuisinart.

by jaykelceej January 19, 2010

Alternate word for 'quee quee'; a gay man; a grab asser

Dude, I know that freekin' Kojo is a flaming cuisinart

by Asian barber October 17, 2008

French slang used to describe a person who is lame, boring, or a square.

How come you didn't go to the game last night; Tanya you're a Cuisinart compared to Victor and I.

by Sabelotodo November 19, 2007

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.

I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011