wise man's definitions

Ringpiece

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc

After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Chocolate

A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.

Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

Terminator

Excellent films full of wicked quotes.

"Chill out, dick wad"
"I have detailed files"
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
"He'll live"
"I need a vacation"

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

a

An alternative to saying, "Yes, you are right"

Stu: You're coming to Santa Pod this weekend aren't you?
Al: Fuckin A mate.

by Wise Man October 9, 2003

Raging squits

Another term for explosive diarreah. See also Chocolate slug and ja rule

I'm not well at all, i sat on the pot this morning and i had the raging squits

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.

Last night i got absolutely monstered

by Wise Man July 11, 2003