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Plerchk

The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.
Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 7, 2003
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onions

An expression for breasts when the owner is over 50.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.
Oh no, i just saw your mum's onions <sob sob>
by Wise Man November 18, 2003
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chip

1) To run quickly.
2) An electronic car modification that remaps fuelling, timing, engine speed etc.
3) A potato product.
4) To damage paintwork.
1) I got here as fast as i could, i was chipping it.
2) My car's mental, it's chipped to fuck.
3) Cods and Chips please.
4) Some fucker has chipped my paintwork!
by Wise Man October 2, 2003
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a

Stu: You're coming to Santa Pod this weekend aren't you?
Al: Fuckin A mate.
by Wise Man October 9, 2003
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Terminator

Excellent films full of wicked quotes.
"Chill out, dick wad"
"I have detailed files"
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
"He'll live"
"I need a vacation"
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
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Bar

Section of a pub/restaurant where drinks both alcoholic and soft can be purchased
I'm thirsty, i'm off to the bar
by Wise Man July 17, 2003
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Chocolate

A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.
Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!
by Wise Man November 5, 2003
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