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55 definitions by wise man

 
36.
KFC
Place that gave me food poisoning and seems to operate an 'asian only' workforce scheme.
They have to do one thing - fry chicken - and they still manage to fuck that up.
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
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37.
1) To steal or 'permanently borrow'
2) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually linked to the physical appearance/smell.
1) I skanked £10 off me mum
2) That beast is well skanky
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
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38.
What you scream when you think your mate should shoot during a football match.
For gods sake SSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
by Wise Man November 24, 2003
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39.
A universal name for any female hick or redneck, used as an insult on any common woman.
Hey Brandine!! Let's have us a critter for dinner!!
by Wise Man July 21, 2003
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40.
1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia
1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
7 11
 
41.
To drink to too much, to be drunk.
Last night i got absolutely monstered
by Wise Man July 11, 2003
3 8
 
42.
Crap
Hey guys, i'm going for a tuna bap, see you in 20.
by Wise Man October 02, 2003
1 7