A really bad fart, one that smells like actual real ripe poo, you could be forgiven for thinking there is a real dollop of feaces is in the room. Can make you heave.
Me: Hey Stu, how's it going
Stu: Oh SHIT, that is serious aromatic abuse <wretches>
The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!
When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your
a good scrub after taking a shower.
Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.
1) Sound made by any pneumatically inflated object when burst.
2) Slang word for sex.
1) "Just a couple more puffs and your baloon will be full" BANG!!!!
2) Stu: So, what did ya do last night?
Al: I banged my girlfreind man.
Place that gave me food poisoning and seems to operate an 'asian only' workforce scheme.
They have to do one thing - fry chicken - and they still manage to fuck that up.
To vomit, to be sick, to regurgitate
I ate so much i laughed lunch all over the carpet
When you take a shit in the wash hand basin and the turds slide down the sides of the sink leaving trails. Excellent when used against sworn enemies, especially effective is you have a case of the
Heh heh, lets go, i just left Rob some chocolate slugs with a little bit of the raging squits at the end
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