12 definitions by william woody

heartburn

Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux.

"OMFG GRAB THE TUMS! I HAVE HEARTBURN!"

"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"

"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"

by william woody July 22, 2005

homosaywhat

A fun prank to pull on your friends while theyre distracted. Quickly say homosaywhat, theyll say what, hilarity will ensue.

Good times are had when calling friends homos. Especially when using homosaywhat.

by william woody February 16, 2006

urine sack

Another term for Bladder.

"Im going to go empty my urine sack now"

"Dont make me pour my urine sack all over you"

"Black people cant hold their urine sack, so they get out of class"

by william woody July 22, 2005

teh ubar

Anything that surpasses 1337,sweetness, teh hax, or other words used to define superiority. The word ubar is a misspelling of uber, which is "super" in German.

Liek i r teh ubar bcuz mai compy pwnz joo

by william woody June 2, 2006

pure pwnage

A seemingly random collection of 15-30 minute videos detailing the finer points of the gamers life (i.e. believing that you live in Azeroth, throwing pinecones instead of frag grenades, etc.). Jeremy is the main character of the show, with other characters like FPS Doug, Kyle, and Jeremys girlfriend. The show is pretty much teh ubar.

Check it out at: www.purepwnage.com

Person 1: "Did you see that sweet new episode of pure pwnage?"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, it was like the pwnage n stuff, I mean, it totally pwned."
Person 1: "Like yeah, Im gonna go play WoW now."

by william woody June 2, 2006

shoryuken

The coolest thing to scream over Xbox live everytime you hit/kill/pwn/dominate anyone.

<1337haxx0r69> OMG SHORYUKEN!!!11!!!111!!!11!!!!1
<Icantplaygames> u r annoying, go get a g/f dude
<1337haxx0r69> I have one...jenny .jpeg

by william woody November 30, 2005

FMB

Fucking Man Boobs

The act of rubbing your penis all over an older mans boobs. Works best with chest hair.

"Dude, me and Bob had such a good time FMB all night"

"I like FMB, its the only thing I live for"

by william woody August 26, 2005