whitey's definitions

ja rule

One who needs to clear one's throat.

Shit Ja Rule, swallow, cough, do something.

by whitey January 30, 2005

spilked

A word which has two meanings so that you can use it to get out of lying.
Definition 1: To have sex with.
Definition 2: To be turned down by a girl when moving in for a kiss.

Larson: So, how did the date go?
Ted: She Spilked me!
Larson: Sweeeeet!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

moofin

Created in Perth, Western Australia it describes a Muff, cunt etc.

Also used as a term of excitement or agreement with something someone has done. An affirmative answer to a question.

"I boned her sweet moofin"

"Want a beer?" "Moofin!"

by Whitey February 3, 2005

buttn

button without an 'o'

"the hardest buttn to buttn"

by whitey November 7, 2003

Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

by Whitey October 5, 2003

Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

Scrotty

One who Likes Balls and Scrotums

Hello, Scrotty!

pronounced Scr oh Tee

by whitey July 19, 2006