whitey's definitions

sobig

got damn virus

Did you get hit with the sobig virus jamal?

Nah dog you know they dont gots compooters in the projects son!

by Whitey August 23, 2003

shwack

To amputate an appendage or to hit with extreme force

Damn man that Asian really swhacked patrick's leg off good!

by Whitey November 14, 2003

tardbait

Some one or thing that is particularly attractive to retarded people.

The half-eaten and insect covered Snickers bar was the only piece of tardbait in the public restroom.

Brad has that overly friendly look, he's a total tardbaiter.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

fi'in

fixing - fi(x)in(g) - getting ready to take action

I'm fi'in to throw down on that muh!

by Whitey September 15, 2003

cockshire

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays

Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello

by Whitey April 11, 2004

coke addict

some one who cannot stop drinking coke products

If jon Drinks anymore coke they are going to have to schwack his foot

by Whitey November 11, 2003