whitey's definitions

tardbait

Some one or thing that is particularly attractive to retarded people.

The half-eaten and insect covered Snickers bar was the only piece of tardbait in the public restroom.

Brad has that overly friendly look, he's a total tardbaiter.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

jig meat

referring to the penis of a black man

can you imagine taking all of shaquille's jig meat in your ass?

by whitey April 27, 2003

Scrotty

One who Likes Balls and Scrotums

Hello, Scrotty!

pronounced Scr oh Tee

by whitey July 19, 2006

spilked

A word which has two meanings so that you can use it to get out of lying.
Definition 1: To have sex with.
Definition 2: To be turned down by a girl when moving in for a kiss.

Larson: So, how did the date go?
Ted: She Spilked me!
Larson: Sweeeeet!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

by Whitey October 5, 2003

Whitey

Happens when smoking too much weed, you go pale, feel dizzy and drowsy, and start to vomit. When on a whitey you often stop talking. If you whitey keep smoking more weed, until you have passed it. Sleeping while on a whitey makes you spin out and feel worse.

Last night I went on a real bad whitey, I was being sick for 4 hours.

by Whitey October 18, 2004

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004