30 definitions by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix

1. A fuckface mofo bastard ho!

2. A homosexual rapist really.
Stay away from his fucking cock, you bitch.
Look at that Laquatus walking by, with a talking pie, stalking, blocking, ass mocking high.

You like to take it from the Laquatus.
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Exact farting at like the most precise instant moment ever
Man, if I adnt statid ripping da guy da sholy brok me face dooooogg
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Haven't you ever heard that one?
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!
Shit: Yo, fagget! I'll punch you in the balls!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!
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What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?
Go shlump a tree
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An annoying beep sound that probably is tired of censoring cusswords (cuz swords). Lazy by nature unlike the ordinary beeps. Sounds like biyatch with a "hpp" instead of "tch". Often comes at inapproprite times (meaning at different times than the actual cussword(s) it's supposed to be covering
You are a gay mofo.
Fucbbeiahpp shibbeiahpp
asshbbeiahpp. Suck my gbbeiahppt dick!
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you naked! (here naked is a noun)
when you wanna say something random to a person with clothes on (just for joke)
you naked! get some clothes on u nasty fuckface!
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The caliber of a bullet
".32 to the brain works well on most poochies."
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