6 definitions by weblizard
Congressional cowards who live in terror of a congealed marmalade hairball’s mood swings. Willing to deny reality rather than defy a sociopath or acolytes of a sociopath.
“Not exactly a surprise, the chickenshit caucus let Trump off again.”
“Damn, they’ll lick the crap off the boot on their own necks.”
“Damn, they’ll lick the crap off the boot on their own necks.”
by weblizard February 13, 2021
Rejecting a romantic prospect when it becomes clear they are not taking pandemic precautions (masking, distancing) seriously.
“Hey, how’d it go with that hot guy on Tinder?”
“Fauci’d- he wouldn’t wear a mask, so I had to dump him.”
“Fauci’d- he wouldn’t wear a mask, so I had to dump him.”
by weblizard February 16, 2021
Pussy Ass Bitch-In- Chief when a PAB invades the White House and embeds its feeding apparatus in a nation’s economy.
Man, that PABIC can’t handle being wrong about even the weather!
Alternative: PABUS (PAB of the United States)
Alternative: PABUS (PAB of the United States)
by weblizard September 12, 2019
He claimed he lost a ball to testicular cancer, but I've seen him naked- he has has two mangerines...
by weblizard May 24, 2008
The safe way to greet or say goodbye to people when highly infectious diseases are spreading through your town, country, or planet.
Usually delivered by a gentle sideways bump.
Usually delivered by a gentle sideways bump.
by weblizard March 18, 2020
1) Too Long To Write: a quick way to tell someone this is a long story. May be a topic either better discussed at length at a later time, in person, or simply left at that.
2) Too Lazy To Write: self-explanatory!
2) Too Lazy To Write: self-explanatory!
by weblizard November 17, 2009