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Firearm

Another one of man's best friends, second to the dog. You load a bullet, unlock the gun, aim at your target, pull the trigger, and get smacked in the face by kick-back. Usually protested against by hippies, anti-war protestors, liberals, and other idiots. The United Kingdom has fallen prey to the liberal predators in Parliament who passed laws controlling the ownership and usage of firearms, and not just safety laws (like the United States.)
I love my firearm. I sleep with it in my bed.

"George, I killed my firearm because i pet it too hard."
"Don't worry, Lenny, I'll fix it for you."
by victor December 6, 2003
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Gentoo

A GNU/Linux distribution that isn't as easy to install as Red Hat-based distributions, but is very stable. You have to build it from source. It's worth it, though, as it builds into your system.
It takes three commands to install Gentoo.

# cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6

That's the first one.
by Victor April 16, 2006
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swag

by VICTOR April 8, 2004
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badassed

Something that is badassed is something that's really cool. Similar in use to 'kick ass.'
My new sports car is badassed.
by Victor April 30, 2003
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Laredo

Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.
Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.
by Victor February 3, 2004
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ebonics

ebonics: fo shizzle my nizzle. holla bak fo a 40 n mah grill.
english: of course my african american friend. Come back to have a drink in my home.
by victor March 15, 2004
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abstemious

a very hard SAT word
yo wtf does abstemious mean?
by Victor November 14, 2004
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