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Firearm

Another one of man's best friends, second to the dog. You load a bullet, unlock the gun, aim at your target, pull the trigger, and get smacked in the face by kick-back. Usually protested against by hippies, anti-war protestors, liberals, and other idiots. The United Kingdom has fallen prey to the liberal predators in Parliament who passed laws controlling the ownership and usage of firearms, and not just safety laws (like the United States.)
I love my firearm. I sleep with it in my bed.

"George, I killed my firearm because i pet it too hard."
"Don't worry, Lenny, I'll fix it for you."
by victor December 6, 2003
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SNAIL NAIL

where u take part in placing a live snail into a womans vagina. if it get caught then you cum in her and lube it up
yo last night i totally snail naled ellen
by victor May 13, 2005
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janky

jacked up stanky. made up by JV from the doghouse on 94.9
that pinto look janky
by victor April 2, 2005
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deep

when something starng jhappens
origin south east london
ur girl chesated on u thats deep
by VICTOR April 8, 2004
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laxative

What Bush needs, since he's so fucking full of it.
Buy laxatives for Bush! For $10, we will send a $7 pack of laxatives to the White House and $3 to Iraqi charity organizations.
by Victor September 23, 2004
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vegetarian hot lunch

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.
by Victor May 20, 2003
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Air Force One

Any United States Air Force aircraft carrying the President on board is considered Air Force One. Likewise, any Navy or USMC aircraft carrying the President is Navy One or Marine One, respectively.
Air Force One doesn't have to one of the members of the USAF's Boeing 747 fleet.
by Victor February 3, 2005
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