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Switzerland

A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.

Switzerland is the neutral piggy bank of the world.

by victor August 10, 2004

Canadian Log Jammer

When one party deficates onto another partie's anus,(while being held open) then proceeds to have anal sex with that party.

Man my ass is sore....I knew i shouldn't of had a canadian log jammer.

by Victor April 29, 2004

pumuellin

Noun. 6'0 male who plays basketball, tells no lies, has a turtlehead, a wet j', loves halpin and is sweated by cheeseburger chutt.

Over there is a Pumuellin who is playing basketball, not swearing or lying and talking to halpin who is being sweated by cheeseburger chutt.

by Victor May 7, 2005

badassed

Something that is badassed is something that's really cool. Similar in use to 'kick ass.'

My new sports car is badassed.

by Victor April 30, 2003

Laredo

Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.

Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.

by Victor February 3, 2004

Gentoo

A GNU/Linux distribution that isn't as easy to install as Red Hat-based distributions, but is very stable. You have to build it from source. It's worth it, though, as it builds into your system.

It takes three commands to install Gentoo.

# cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6

That's the first one.

by Victor April 16, 2006

fish

A freshman (in high school or in a college/university)

Stupid fish, the lunchroom is over there.

by Victor December 30, 2004