A funny descriptor for the United States Air Force. Contrary to what some other douchebags think, the Air Force is usually first into the country, dropping bombs to take out strategic targets like communications and radar. Sure, some of us sit behind a desk, but we are part of the mission to support the planes. Planes like the F-22, the most advanced fighter in the world. Capable of shooting down half a dozen F/A-18s without ever being detected on radar. Or the SR-71, the world record holder for the fastest aircraft on earth. Or, the A-10 warthog, a plane designed to hunt and kill tanks. And we can't forget the B-2, an aircraft that has a 179 foot wing span and can carry 50,000 lbs of payload weighing a full 171 tons that has a radar cross-section of a humming bird. Airmen have it good because the Air Force spends way more money on quality of life for its people than any other service. As a result they have a much higher retention rate and troop morale. All of the services in the military have their strengths, the Air force rules the skys, and we have yet to be challenged.

Any United States Air Force aircraft carrying the President on board is considered Air Force One. Likewise, any Navy or USMC aircraft carrying the President is Navy One or Marine One, respectively.

noun: a common deragatory term used to describe someone who was not tough enough to hack it in the navy or marine corps, and thus has joined the united states air force.

The most feared and most respected branch of the Armed Forces of the United States.

Contains enlistees smart enough to repair the most expensive equipment in the entire US inventory, strong enough to KO one of those Army guys (have you seen their basic training lately?) with enough restraint to not rape any schoolgirls of another nation like the Marines and Sailors.

Underrated physically, even though their PT standards are more rigorous than the Army and Navy's, on par with the Marines, and despite the fact that as far as boxing goes, the AF has been shitting the best fighters for the past two decades (Marine Corps Martial Arts? Lol. Whatever.).

The only branch of the Armed Forces of the United States whose personnel contribute to the 40+yr DOMINATION of their domain; the skies. And they have done so without the help of allies. No million-soldier/marine invasions on some beach. No waterbattles resulting in the loss of a million ships. No battle losses at all. When was the last time you heard of the Army or Marine Corps dominating the land? Or the Navy dominating the sea? Never.

Owners of the greatest aircraft ever invented. The only branch able to kill you two times before you even know that you're at war.

The best there ever was, whose pilots are better and smarter than those psuedopilot wannabes of the other branches who are just mad because they didn't have what it took to cut it in the Academy. Fags.

Hated on by all these other branches that would li...

The United States Air Force is the second least martial of all the military services next to the United States Coast Guard. Their role of maintaining air dominance over combat zones is made all the more easy due to our enemy's complete lack of aircraft. Most airmen will tell you that they are the smartest of all the uniformed service members. Do not be fooled by their ruse, as this statement is merely an attempt to distract you from their crippling shame at having chosen such a cowardly way to serve their country.

The Air Force refers to their indoctrination training as B.M.T. or Basic Military Training. This six week process takes place at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. During the course of their six week training Airmen spend exactly one week taking part in activities that could be classified as military. Known as Warrior Week, Airmen take part in a 2-3 day field exercise where they sleep 8 ...

noun: 1. Most commonly used as a degrading or deragatory term for the united states's red-headed step child branch of the military.
2. The idea that the unites states air force does nothing in defense of this great nation, but sit behind a desk, normally on a chair or broomstick, and push paper. They may have one or two missions: refuel the people really doing the work; navy/marine corps jets, or drop a nuclear weapon, however the country would never relay on USAF for this, they are morel likely to call upon a navy ballistic missile submarine to do the job.

No, it not sci-fi. The United States Space Force operates satellites out of somewhere in Texas. Vital for its real time intellegence. Used jointly with every branch of the service