37 definitions by vertigo

Top Definition
Originally used by anime-loving internet addicts, this face can express happiness and laughter, but is also frequently used when being flirtatious.
Net Girl: I gotta go. I'm gonna take a shower.
Net Guy: Mind if I join ya? XD
by Vertigo January 11, 2004
1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )
Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette
by vertigo February 08, 2006
bell-shaped candy composed mainly of sugar

can also mean cute girl
That girl Becky is sure one sweet gumdrop.
by Vertigo January 08, 2004
Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself
Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!
by Vertigo May 23, 2004
n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
by vertigo February 22, 2006
–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
by vertigo April 22, 2009
When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalow rez
whoa that suicide girl was totally low rez, look at the hail damage on her ass!
by vertigo December 29, 2004

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