vertigo's definitions

spiffirific

A combination of spiffy and terrific. It is best used in short sentences or as a sentence unto itself.

That plan is spiffirific.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

knappster

A dedicated software/music/movie pirate.

You need at least 150 gigs of pirated crap to be called a knappster these days.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

quarky

a weird nerd

That computer science guy with the horn-rimmed glasses and porn fetish sure is quarky.

by Vertigo January 14, 2003

low res

When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalow rez

whoa that suicide girl was totally low rez, look at the hail damage on her ass!

by vertigo December 29, 2004

pizowned

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

by Vertigo May 23, 2004

Fangoriously

A Strong Bad-ism; viciously, violently; a brutal and terrible way to be devoured by gelatinous monsters

Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

by Vertigo September 8, 2003

otaku

fanatic; this Japanese word is used in the common language of anime fans to denote themselves.

She's more of an otaku than I could ever be; she's seen over 26 anime series!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002