n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs
in HTML. Has no idea of flow
control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when
people call him a noob
. Might have
modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series
of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.