vertigo's definitions

pizowned

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

by Vertigo May 23, 2004

low res

When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalow rez

whoa that suicide girl was totally low rez, look at the hail damage on her ass!

by vertigo December 29, 2004

sweetness

A noun a level up from "sweet." Best used in a short sentence or as a sentence by itself.

That new game is all sweetness.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

big pimpin

wicked cool.

The new graphics are big pimpin.
Really? Big pimpin, yo.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

turkish holiday

(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.

After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.

by vertigo November 11, 2006

Twitterbang

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex

What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.

by vertigo April 22, 2009

awesome possum

A phrase equivalent to "spiffy" or "neat." It is best used as a sentence by itself or with "yo" immediately following.

Awesome possum, yo!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002