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Andeigh is very independent. He also likes to be in control of his own destiny. He can be very Mad sometimes also very kind and Loving to others.
Andeigh is very independent
Andeigh by Vertigo June 25, 2023

Twitterbang 

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
Twitterbang by vertigo April 22, 2009

fanny pack 

v.
1. To penetrate someone from behind doggy style

2. To penetrate someone anally backdoor
I could tell Jon's mom knew no boundaries because getting fanny packed was just the opening volley in a night of depravity.
fanny pack by vertigo August 6, 2008

turkish holiday 

(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.
After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.
turkish holiday by vertigo November 11, 2006

fauxgrammer 

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
fauxgrammer by vertigo February 22, 2006

douchBaguette 

1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )
Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette
douchBaguette by vertigo February 8, 2006
A common misspelling of mook, or in reference to the proper name, Moock. All Moocks, strangely enough, are mooks. Basically an idiot.

see mook
That Colin can't get his head out of his own ass. What a moock.
Moock by vertigo December 29, 2005