unnamed's definitions

wannabe baller

people i want to beat with a stick

Kyle Cordova, Jeff Ledbetter

by unnamed December 24, 2003

Creepshow

A real creepo freakshow, someone who should always be avoided due to there extreme creepyness.

A dude with no friends because he always does weird things and sometimes tries to kiss boys.

That creepshow Lanahan tried to kiss me today. What's that dudes problem?

I'm not sure but I heard he has a thing going with John Dimarzo, for serious.

by unnamed January 26, 2005

General Shrimpy

Large asshole.

Mean people suck arse.

by unnamed December 31, 2003

Hartman disease

An illness that befalls among horny teenagers when they haven't gotten any action in awhile; feels like everyone you see you want to hook up with them.

I can't believe I hooked up with that girl...she's so ugly! I must have Hartman disease.

by unnamed February 4, 2004

blackwave

the act of random and total dissapearance

i was looking for that guy, but he pulled a total blackwave....

by Unnamed February 3, 2005

wannabe baller

people i want to smack with a frying pan

Kordova Ledbetter

by unnamed January 7, 2004

bon joviesque

an adjective used to describe someone having the qualities of Jon Bon Jovi
Note: Only used in the 17 page paper Cliff Redish wrote about Madison Werner

His smile is bon joviesque.

by unnamed February 5, 2004