tradesman's definitions

fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.

If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!

by tradesman May 11, 2003

cheesedick

A generic term used for, among other things, a bullshitter, or to someone too eager to please.

Look at Wilson with the boss. What a cheesedick.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

card shark

One who is very proficient at card games.

Don't play him, he's a card shark.

by tradesman July 10, 2003

blonde palomino hussy

Term of endearment. A woman (prefer. blonde) who is completely unaware of the field of devastation of men and boys left by her passing.

Taken from an old MASH episode.

That bailer chick is a real blonde palomino hussy.

by tradesman April 2, 2003

jizzbag

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

by tradesman March 31, 2003

White Trash

An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.

All Matt talks about is NASCAR when he can barely remember what street he lives on. What a piece of white trash.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

the simpsons

A once-sidesplitting show that is, sadly, beginning to grow stale and has the earmarks of becoming increasingly redundant.

Family Guy was better than the Simpsons.

by tradesman November 22, 2003