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89 definitions by tradesman

 
29.
An amorphous term coined by those who support gun control. Applied to semi-automatic weapons that cosmetically resemble fully automatic firearms.
When gun manufacturers began making these so-called assault weapons without the things that made them look menacing, the gun grabbers cried that a "loophole" was found. Well, duh...they would be the last to see that the changes were cosmetic in nature.
by tradesman February 09, 2005
 
30.
1. One of the fastest production cars built. Not too well-mannered, but the ultimate sports car nonetheless.

2. Oh, yeah...an Old World snake with a thick, heavy body, and a pair of hollow fangs; adder.
"That guy's Viper is a real Corvette killer."
by tradesman April 01, 2003
 
31.
A news reader who can't distinguish news from partisan idealogy and innuendo.
When Dan Blather was caught using known faked documents on C-B.S's hit piece on Bush, he accused everyone else of the same things he himself was guilty of for years. He even had the arrogance to state that even though the docs were faked, the message is true. Nice going, schmuck.
by tradesman October 01, 2004
 
32.
A female parent that doesn't pay child support. See: deadbeat dad.
by tradesman July 11, 2003
 
33.
When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.
"Honey, your headlights are on."
by tradesman March 31, 2003
 
34.
Having Clinton-like qualities. In matters of speech, to parse the English language so painfully at a direct question as to avoid responsibility for your own actions. In matters of conduct, to be more interested in #1, instead of the greater good.
His actions as well as speech are rather clintonesque.
by tradesman April 23, 2003
 
35.
An old definition of stating that your word is beyond reproach that has been borrowed by the rappers of today.
My word is bond.
by tradesman November 11, 2003