tommyt's definitions

what's your damage?

A sarcastic way of asking someone about the mood they're in. Was coined in the 1988 teen drama, Heathers.

From Heathers (1988):

Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?

by Tommyt August 28, 2005

pouty

Silly & stupid smiles typically used by Generation Y girls who think they're destined for a career in modeling, or living vicariously thru celebrities like Britney Spears, Xtina Aguilera or Paris Hilton. Usually accompanied by the scissor gang mafia sign, an upraised alcoholic drink, while wearing obscenely large Dolce & Gabbana eyewear and hanging on a douchebag.

Damn, lookit dat hott!! She got dah pouty lips, dah D&Gs & dah SGM - I'm gonna score tonight!

by Tommyt January 28, 2009

craprostinating

The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.

Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?

He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.

by Tommyt July 12, 2011

GN

An acronym for "graphic novel". A sort of expanded comic book but one that tells a complete story rather than a classic comic book in which the story does not have a traditional ending and may be told for years.

Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns and V for Vendetta are all considered milestone GNs.

by Tommyt March 11, 2009

PBR

Acronym for Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Some of the worse domestic skunk water ever to hit the market. Usually purchased by college frat & sorority kids who can't afford anything else but wanna look cool drinking their beer. Has become quite the phenomenon in the past couple of years, tho inexplicably so.

Yo, we having dat house party tonight, braski??

Yeah, bra, but 1st we gots ta make a PBR run, you know how da hotts like ta drink it!!

by Tommyt March 6, 2009

chum some of this shit

Having to perform a task that's very undesirable. Usually used as a response. Coined by Chief Brody in the movie Jaws.

Coworker: So, boss has you doing his reports again, huh?

You: Yeah, how 'bout you chum some of this shit with me?

by Tommyt March 25, 2011

would of

A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.

I would of typed my paper using proper grammar but it is what it is.

by Tommyt March 21, 2008