tommyt's definitions
Everything in the above definition AND one other VERY prominent trait of the classic scrote: orange fake tan spray-wearin'.
Oh man, check that scrote with that hott, he got the orange glow goin' - what the hell she doin' with that hcwdb??
by Tommyt February 4, 2009
Get the hcwdbmug. A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.
by Tommyt March 21, 2008
Get the would ofmug. Having to perform a task that's very undesirable. Usually used as a response. Coined by Chief Brody in the movie Jaws.
Coworker: So, boss has you doing his reports again, huh?
You: Yeah, how 'bout you chum some of this shit with me?
You: Yeah, how 'bout you chum some of this shit with me?
by Tommyt March 25, 2011
Get the chum some of this shitmug. Acronym for Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Some of the worse domestic skunk water ever to hit the market. Usually purchased by college frat & sorority kids who can't afford anything else but wanna look cool drinking their beer. Has become quite the phenomenon in the past couple of years, tho inexplicably so.
Yo, we having dat house party tonight, braski??
Yeah, bra, but 1st we gots ta make a PBR run, you know how da hotts like ta drink it!!
Yeah, bra, but 1st we gots ta make a PBR run, you know how da hotts like ta drink it!!
by Tommyt March 6, 2009
Get the PBRmug. A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.
"So, are you breaking up with me?"
"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."
"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."
by Tommyt September 23, 2014
Get the I'll see you when I see youmug. A sarcastic way of asking someone about the mood they're in. Was coined in the 1988 teen drama, Heathers.
From Heathers (1988):
Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?
Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?
by Tommyt August 28, 2005
Get the what's your damage?mug. The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.
Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?
He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.
He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.
by Tommyt July 12, 2011
Get the craprostinatingmug.