tommyt's definitions

would of

A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.

I would of typed my paper using proper grammar but it is what it is.

by Tommyt March 21, 2008

Angry Birds fury

The absolute highest anger felt when you fail to achieve three stars in an Angry Birds level, even after watching video walkthroughs and knowing you followed their instructions precisely.

Uh, Dude, you just threw your iphone across the room...

Sorry, man, Angry Birds fury. Been watching 3 star walkthroughs for this level & they just don't fuckin' work!!!!

by Tommyt August 14, 2011

fartcan

Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.

Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.

by Tommyt January 21, 2006

bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012

thus

A totally pretentious way of saying that a fact will follow or has preceded a statement. Typically used so a writer can sound more intelligent than they actually are.

Thus, Luke Skywalker defeated his father in a lightsaber duel and Anakin Skywalker threw the Emperor down the reactor shaft of the Death Star, thus ending the tyranny of the Empire, thus setting the stage for the New Republic.

by Tommyt July 29, 2007

heeded

aroused

His hands heeded her momentarily as he brushed lightly on her sweater.

by tommyt October 27, 2014

Angry Birds Drain

Playing Angry Birds for so long that it drains the battery of your mobile device.

Dude, I been texting you all day!! Where the hell you been?

Sorry Dude, Angry Birds Drain.

by Tommyt August 5, 2011