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wikipedia

An online encyclopedia project where anyone (registered or UNregistered users alike) can change the content at will. Often used by grade, high school or college students who don't want to write and research their own assignments and who don't care if the facts are accurate in any way.

Yo, this term paper's gotta be FIVE pages??? Unfair!!! But, no prob, Bob, I'll just copy and paste it outta Wikipedia right before class!

by Tommyt July 29, 2007

pouty

Silly & stupid smiles typically used by Generation Y girls who think they're destined for a career in modeling, or living vicariously thru celebrities like Britney Spears, Xtina Aguilera or Paris Hilton. Usually accompanied by the scissor gang mafia sign, an upraised alcoholic drink, while wearing obscenely large Dolce & Gabbana eyewear and hanging on a douchebag.

Damn, lookit dat hott!! She got dah pouty lips, dah D&Gs & dah SGM - I'm gonna score tonight!

by Tommyt January 28, 2009

fartcan

Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.

Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.

by Tommyt January 21, 2006

bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012

ACA

ACA = Alcohol, Condoms & Attitude. The three factors necessary for any episode of The Jersey Shore.

Dude, alls ya need to have a great episode of the Jersey Shore is ACA!!

by Tommyt March 2, 2011

Angry Birds Drain

Playing Angry Birds for so long that it drains the battery of your mobile device.

Dude, I been texting you all day!! Where the hell you been?

Sorry Dude, Angry Birds Drain.

by Tommyt August 5, 2011

heeded

aroused

His hands heeded her momentarily as he brushed lightly on her sweater.

by tommyt October 27, 2014