tom's definitions

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004

snowshoeing

When someone with small feet inserts them in the ass of two people and then “walks” or makes them crawl. It is similar to fisting but far more technical.

Gail went to an S & M party and went snowshoeing with two bears.

by Tom March 24, 2004

trouble

Misfortune, strife, problems, and a girl called Karyn. All that happens when Karyn is present.

1. The vector, Karyn, hosted a nasty cold virus and shared it with all her friends.
2. Although peril and menace follow close behind her, you can’t help but be fond of a Karyn.

by Tom September 14, 2004

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

ramen

The cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.

Ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^

by Tom January 4, 2005