tom's definitions

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005

sumdude3

Sumdude is the ub3r leet pimp dad

Sumdude 3wnz sinz

by Tom March 12, 2003

chuckalicious

A term used when a person named Chuck decides to get nekked.

Chuck is simply, chuckalicious!

by Tom March 17, 2003

poutsos

greek word for dick
(masculine - o poutsos)
(feminine - i poutsa)
(neutral - to poutsaki =small dick)

Exo oraio poutso (=I have a beautiful dick)
Katse ston poutso mou (=sit on my dick)

by tom December 4, 2003

aneehoo

it means lets get on to the next subject...i dont want to talk about this anymore

"Yeah i know you fucked my girlfriend...But aneehoo what did you do today?

by Tom September 28, 2003

gaint

loss of blood to the brain due to overly large erection.

i get gaint all the frikin' time

by tom November 25, 2003

gurty

kinda like great or fat

a bloody gurty house

by tom April 19, 2003