tom's definitions

twinkle

a childish word used frequently by mothers, when referring to the female genitals in front of a small child, usually the daughter

Gwenny, don't foreget to wipe your twinkle!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Swamp Walk

vi. The act of dropping a load in someone’s hair, then repeatedly beating the steamy pile with your cock.

I took a nice long swamp walk with craigs mom.

by Tom October 21, 2004

neener

description for a pet dog, typically a keeshound.

Hey Neener! You're so cute, I love you Neener.

by Tom August 21, 2003

hate

To dislike someone or something intensely.

"I really hate you."

by Tom September 17, 2003

smoked

v. To make a good move, to make some sort of victory.

"I SMOKE YOU!"

"I think I smell ham. Smoked ham."

by tom February 23, 2003

chunkle bum

A cream faced loon.

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"

by tom May 27, 2003

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 2, 2003