tom's definitions

Windows XP

xp ms way of saying were here to stay by means of compatabilty the lack thare of

xp makes me Xrtra Peed

xp is why e mecheines come with err bags

by tom August 25, 2004

south

Often mistakenly known as the states that seceded from the Union during the Civil War, it is actually a geographic area of the US states that lie south of the Mason-Dixon Line and the Ohio River, and also the states of Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas. The South consists of the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and West Virginia.

That idiot I met on spring break actually thought Boston was in Maryland, surprised he was when I informed him that Maryland is below the Mason-Dixon Line.

by Tom August 22, 2005

mighty mouse

Stuffing ones finger along with the male member into a woman to appear to have a larger penis.

Man she screamed when I gave her a mighty mouse!

by Tom June 5, 2003

shizzout

shizzout: to give someone a shout out, or acknowledgement

I be's giving a shizzout to all my homies back in da hood, fo all their support

by Tom May 13, 2005

mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by tom March 2, 2004

Bill O'Reilly

The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.

Bill O'Reilly put that liberal bitch in her place on the show last night.

by Tom April 28, 2005

dong

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

by Tom March 15, 2005