Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot
by Tom March 05, 2004
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wicked smurf

"good" "great", term used to express satisfaction. Stems from misheard mc hawking lyric, "you think i'm soft just because i'm wicked smart"
hardcore rugged and raw says:
want more stuff on my arms first
LES. says:
will look wicked smurf
by tom May 13, 2005
mugGet the wicked smurfmug.

handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.
Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.
by Tom April 18, 2004
mugGet the handbrake turnmug.

hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.
by tom November 01, 2004
mugGet the hijmug.

Bruges

Untouched for at least 500 years, Brugge (that's how they spell it) is the closest you will ever get to time travel!

If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!

I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!

I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.

I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.

No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
Bruges the most beautfiul place in Europe!!!!!
by Tom September 28, 2004
mugGet the Brugesmug.

pimp without ho's

Doom
See also 'doom'
"omg it's a pimp without ho's"
"hahaha"
by Tom March 27, 2003
mugGet the pimp without ho'smug.

Chevy

1. An abbreviation of Chevrolet, an American car manufacturer owned by General Motors.
"Hank sure has a nice Chevy"
by Tom September 17, 2003
mugGet the Chevymug.