tom's definitions

yosh

A favorite exclamation of Dr. Eggman.

"Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!"

by Tom December 2, 2003

Quebecois

- A French-Canadian
- A native of Quebec
- A dialect of French language spoken in Quebec

Jean Chretien is Quebecois

by Tom September 19, 2004

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005

I

symbol for current, in amperes. Defined by the voltage (in volts) in a current divided by resistance(in ohms).

The voltage is 10 Volts, and the resistance is 5 Ohms. So, I is equal to 2. I need to get laid. Badly.

by Tom April 18, 2005

APT

amillennial postapocalyptic transformaton

I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"

by Tom March 30, 2005

mollz

nuffer word 4 a plug socket

dude i just got electricuted by a bloody mollz

by tom April 2, 2004

screwed

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.

1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"

by Tom September 17, 2003