tom's definitions
Look at that baby Cockass
by Tom August 17, 2004
Get the Cockassmug. by Tom January 4, 2005
Get the ramenmug. by Tom December 31, 2003
Get the IHImug. by tom August 28, 2003
Get the hoover manuever, themug. The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.
I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.
by Tom January 10, 2005
Get the Flesh Scarfmug. by Tom March 23, 2005
Get the lizard wranglermug. A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.
Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.
by Tom January 12, 2005
Get the sheeeshmug.