tom's definitions

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.

Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.

by Tom January 12, 2005

unholy

when somthing is so faul smelling looking or sounding that you kneel prey for it stop or go away it is unholy

john took a unoly dumb and forgot to flush

by tom November 11, 2003

toetoe

a boy who is always late to college and has a gambling problem.

arran u could be a p.a

by tom March 13, 2005

clitface

To be so ugly that people mock your ozzing face.

Jamie stop licking your clitface you sad fuck!

by tom April 30, 2004

kropick

masturbating using human excrement.

i had a well good kropick last night

by tom November 25, 2003

dangeresque

A thrilling movie series starring Strong Bad. The theme song of Dangeresque II is on "Strong Sad Sings."

He's a private eye, a crooked cop, secret agent and a celebrity pharmacist, Dangeresque.

by Tom December 31, 2003