tom's definitions

Cockass

It's the offspring of a Donkey and a rooster

Look at that baby Cockass

by Tom August 17, 2004

ramen

The cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.

Ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^

by Tom January 4, 2005

IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003

hoover manuever, the

A specially designed move -101- Hoover performs upon request in #-101

by tom August 28, 2003

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

lizard wrangler

The Lizard Wrangler is the nickname for mozilla foundation head, Mitchell Baker.

On the other end is Mitchell Baker, the chief Lizard Wrangler for the Mozilla Foundation.

by Tom March 23, 2005

sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.

Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.

by Tom January 12, 2005