tom's definitions

Sausage

Describes an attractive woman to male friends when the said woman is in close vicinity

The young lady was completely unaware that the group of boys were admiring her good looks when they all started talking about "sausage"

by tom March 11, 2004

Horrorwood

Sick guy

I think i'll go talk to horrorwood he is one cool guy

by Tom May 31, 2004

muffin

Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.

You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!

by Tom May 1, 2005

nutsacular

1. Pertaining to the nutsack
2. Extremely spectacular

Usually used sarcastically to express disapproval

How Econ class?
-Nutsacular! My teacher has got a terrible lisp, and he kept on taking sips from some bottle of juice but that only made it worse.

by tom April 4, 2005

Dilly Whack

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

by Tom December 7, 2004

impruida

Music that is usually freely improvised, but sometimes exhibits very loose, mainly conceptual, structure.

I was just downtown and I heard some astounding impruida!

by Tom July 3, 2003

snowshoeing

When someone with small feet inserts them in the ass of two people and then “walks” or makes them crawl. It is similar to fisting but far more technical.

Gail went to an S & M party and went snowshoeing with two bears.

by Tom March 24, 2004