titwanker's definitions

Knob End

Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.

Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

saddo

Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.

Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.

by titwanker July 20, 2004

slapper

In the North of England, this describes a worn-out dirtbox, usually one that's spent half a life selling it. Almost exclusively used with the adjective 'old'.

Look at that old slapper. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by titwanker May 29, 2003

fuckpig

A very unattractive female person.

Look at that disgusting fuckpig!!

by titwanker July 30, 2003