18 definitions by titwanker

pearl necklace

Descriptive of the glistening deposit on a female's upper chest immediately following the climax of a successful titwank.

See that slapper over there? I gave her a pearl necklace last night.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

wankfest

A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.

UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.

by titwanker May 22, 2004

Knob End

Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.

Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

knob-end

Witless fool, gullible oaf, village idiot.

You stupid knob-end!!

by titwanker August 15, 2003

wankarse

just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"

Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"

by titwanker August 1, 2003

cuntlugs

I don't know if it has a specific meaning, it just sounds good when you shout it at someone you don't like.

Beckham, pass the fucking ball, cuntlugs!

by titwanker April 10, 2003

fuckpig

A very unattractive female person.

Look at that disgusting fuckpig!!

by titwanker July 31, 2003