titwanker's definitions

slapper

In the North of England, this describes a worn-out dirtbox, usually one that's spent half a life selling it. Almost exclusively used with the adjective 'old'.

Look at that old slapper. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by titwanker May 29, 2003

wankfest

A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.

UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.

by Titwanker May 22, 2004

pissflaps

Beef curtains. In polite circles, used as a euphemism to avoid the more direct reference to cunt.

Fucking Jesus! That tart's skirt is showing her pissflaps.

by titwanker May 29, 2003

pearl necklace

Descriptive of the glistening deposit on a female's upper chest immediately following the climax of a successful titwank.

See that slapper over there? I gave her a pearl necklace last night.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

wankarse

just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"

Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"

by titwanker August 1, 2003

titwank

The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

arsebandit

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.

Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by titwanker April 10, 2003