18 definitions by titwanker

Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.
Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
More commanly used in the sixties and seventies on Britcoms before trms like plonker and wanker superseded it.
You dirty little toerag
by titwanker April 11, 2003
English derogatory term for Police Constable. Derived from the shape of the standard issue bobby's helmet. That's 'helmet' as in hat.
Put yer chopper away. There's a tithead comin' round the corner.
by titwanker July 30, 2003
just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"
Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"
by titwanker August 01, 2003
I don't know if it has a specific meaning, it just sounds good when you shout it at someone you don't like.
Beckham, pass the fucking ball, cuntlugs!
by titwanker April 10, 2003
Descriptive of the glistening deposit on a female's upper chest immediately following the climax of a successful titwank.
See that slapper over there? I gave her a pearl necklace last night.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
Witless fool, gullible oaf, village idiot.
You stupid knob-end!!
by titwanker August 15, 2003

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