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arsebandit

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.
Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
mugGet the arsebanditmug.

pearl necklace

Descriptive of the glistening deposit on a female's upper chest immediately following the climax of a successful titwank.
See that slapper over there? I gave her a pearl necklace last night.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
mugGet the pearl necklacemug.

Motherfucker

One of only two obscene epithets (see also cocksucker) known by 98% of all living American citizens. The more concise and expressive "CUNT" is preferred by the rest of the English speaking cognoscenti.It conveys more emotion, and of couse, we have many more substitutes available than our war mongering cousins.
"George W. Bush is a retarded murdering motherfucker."
"No, George W. Bush is a retarded murdering CUNT who should be elected President of Iraq today and forced to serve two full terms. Cunting spunk-eating wankbag."
by titwanker May 29, 2003
mugGet the Motherfuckermug.

toerag

More commanly used in the sixties and seventies on Britcoms before trms like plonker and wanker superseded it.
by titwanker April 11, 2003
mugGet the toeragmug.

Knob End

Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.
Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
mugGet the Knob Endmug.

saddo

Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.
Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.
by titwanker July 20, 2004
mugGet the saddomug.

shagnasty

Unpleasant, grimy, unhygeinic, generally undesirable. Can be used as a verb or an adjective.
Oi, Shagnasty.
You spunk swallowing shagnasty fuckpig.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
mugGet the shagnastymug.

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