titwanker's definitions
by titwanker May 29, 2003
Get the pissflapsmug. A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.
UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.
by Titwanker May 22, 2004
Get the wankfestmug. Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
Get the wankermug. One of only two obscene epithets (see also cocksucker) known by 98% of all living American citizens. The more concise and expressive "CUNT" is preferred by the rest of the English speaking cognoscenti.It conveys more emotion, and of couse, we have many more substitutes available than our war mongering cousins.
"George W. Bush is a retarded murdering motherfucker."
"No, George W. Bush is a retarded murdering CUNT who should be elected President of Iraq today and forced to serve two full terms. Cunting spunk-eating wankbag."
"No, George W. Bush is a retarded murdering CUNT who should be elected President of Iraq today and forced to serve two full terms. Cunting spunk-eating wankbag."
by titwanker May 29, 2003
Get the Motherfuckermug. Descriptive of the glistening deposit on a female's upper chest immediately following the climax of a successful titwank.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
Get the pearl necklacemug. Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
Get the arsebanditmug. by titwanker July 20, 2004
Get the saddomug.