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H-B Woodlawn Program

HB Woodlawn in Arlington Virginia is possibly the worst school in the country. Yes, some random old people that came to a bunch of different schools said they were good, but what do they know? I dont care what they tell you, but THEY ARE HIPPIES. drug addicts? yes. alcoholics? yes. whores? yes. The saddest part about HB is that every time they have a problem, which, being messed up hippies, occur all the time, they feel they have to blame their problems on people from Yorktown. Why? because they're jealous, dirty, shitheads. Yorktown is not only richer and just generally a better school, but they are also better then HB kids at everything except making idiots of themselves. The fact that HB losers have to blame their problems on Patriots just proves their moral instability and insecurity about their actions and personal life.

for the light readers: HB is gay

n- HB Woodlawn can suck a negro D

adj- What an HB Woodlawn thing to do

v- go HB Woodlawn, you whore

by tim April 1, 2005

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nevermore

Greatest fucking power/thrash metal band around. Intelligent lyrics, and in a time when most metal is bland and sounds the same, Nevermore is unique.
Warrel Dane has amazing vocals, and same for Jeff Loomis for guitar.

Dead heart in a dead world.

by tim August 15, 2004

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who's that

so you're going at it with some girl, banging her from behind. you take her over to the windowsill so she looks out on the street below while you're railing her doggystyle. then, really quietly, your buddy who's been hiding in the closet comes over and you pull a super-quick switcheroo. the girl won't even know you've been replaced. next you sneak out of the room, go outside, and wave up at your girl. "who's that?"

last night my identical twin came over unexpectedly and when he waved up at us from the street my girlfriend thought i was pulling a who's that.

by tim October 23, 2004

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