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9. coursework
The biggest cause of suicide among students.
Half my class are dead thanks to coursework!
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by thejamdude Jan 30, 2006 share this
8. fatal error
Something your computer claims to have
"My computer just told me it had a fatal error, does that mean I'm going to die?"
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by thejamdude Jan 12, 2006 share this
7. notebook
The "professional" name for a laptop.
Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.
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by thejamdude Jan 5, 2006 share this
6. Microsoft Office
Unaffordable software that now can be obtained for free practically anywhere.
I couldn't afford microsoft office, so I downloaded it off limewire, stole it from school, and traded it for a lollipop with my friend at school.
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by thejamdude Jan 5, 2006 share this
5. matrix trilogy
A trilogy of which only one film is liked by EVERYONE. The others are subject to critical debates, because they are inferior and lame.
Wow, the Wachowski brothers really fucked up with the second two films of the matrix trilogy!
4. Matrix Revolutions
The third film in the matrix series; lacks the awesomeness of the kung fu in the other films except a bit at the end. Has too much cgi, and Keanu Reeves plays Neo like an idiot as usual.
Wow, I just saw the matrix revolutions!

Was it any good?!!

Well...

Yes?

Well, you know the first one was good.

Yes!

And the second was pretty good but not better.

YES!!! I KNOW!!!

OH shitting hell! They fucked up!!! This film is the worst of the three. Imagine one big lamefest shoved into a two hour film, involving a briefly cool fight scene at the end, but nothing else good at all!

Oh...
3. protective
Something guys often are over their girlfriends. They often lose their girlfriends in 3-7 days because their annoying.
"Hey how's your girlfriend man?"
"YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING HER, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"God, don't be so fucking protective!"
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