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9 definitions by thejamdude

 
1.
The biggest cause of suicide among students.
Half my class are dead thanks to coursework!
by thejamdude January 30, 2006
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2.
Unaffordable software that now can be obtained for free practically anywhere.
I couldn't afford microsoft office, so I downloaded it off limewire, stole it from school, and traded it for a lollipop with my friend at school.
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
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3.
The "professional" name for a laptop.
Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
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4.
Something your computer claims to have
"My computer just told me it had a fatal error, does that mean I'm going to die?"
by thejamdude January 12, 2006
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5.
The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.
Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
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6.
Something guys often are over their girlfriends. They often lose their girlfriends in 3-7 days because their annoying.
"Hey how's your girlfriend man?"
"YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING HER, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"God, don't be so fucking protective!"
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
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7.
A trilogy of which only one film is liked by EVERYONE. The others are subject to critical debates, because they are inferior and lame.
Wow, the Wachowski brothers really fucked up with the second two films of the matrix trilogy!
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
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