9 definitions by thejamdude

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The biggest cause of suicide among students.
Half my class are dead thanks to coursework!
by thejamdude January 30, 2006
Unaffordable software that now can be obtained for free practically anywhere.
I couldn't afford microsoft office, so I downloaded it off limewire, stole it from school, and traded it for a lollipop with my friend at school.
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
The "professional" name for a laptop.
Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
Something your computer claims to have
"My computer just told me it had a fatal error, does that mean I'm going to die?"
by thejamdude January 12, 2006
The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.
Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
Something guys often are over their girlfriends. They often lose their girlfriends in 3-7 days because their annoying.
"Hey how's your girlfriend man?"
"YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING HER, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"God, don't be so fucking protective!"
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
The third film in the matrix series; lacks the awesomeness of the kung fu in the other films except a bit at the end. Has too much cgi, and Keanu Reeves plays Neo like an idiot as usual.
Wow, I just saw the matrix revolutions!

Was it any good?!!

Well...

Yes?

Well, you know the first one was good.

Yes!

And the second was pretty good but not better.

YES!!! I KNOW!!!

OH shitting hell! They fucked up!!! This film is the worst of the three. Imagine one big lamefest shoved into a two hour film, involving a briefly cool fight scene at the end, but nothing else good at all!

Oh...
by thejamdude January 05, 2006

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