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Uncle Pervo

Fun term for a male who acts like a pervert but it can be used in jest. Probably because so many people have weird uncles.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.

codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.
Get away from that cute 13 year old girl you Uncle Pervo!
by thedzone October 1, 2009
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French Tickler

Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????
wife: Hey don't forget the condoms...make sure to bring home a French Tickler!
husband: Ha ha ha!
by thedzone October 13, 2009
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commie-fag-junkie

Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.
Nixon must think all the hippies are commie-fag-junkies!
by thedzone October 2, 2009
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white-ass honky

Dated American insult for Whites most often used by Blacks and sometimes Latinos. Heard often in the 1970s but no so much anymore.
In 7th grade wood shop class Vertiz called me a white-ass honky every day!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
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jiminy cricket

An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christ's(God's) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis.

Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.

The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.
Jiminy cricket that marine just gave me a hot-foot!!...I'll kill him!!!

Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
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Puka Shell Necklace

Mid to late 1970s necklace made of small round white shells.
Worn by surfers, it caught on and was a big fad. Worn usually snug around the neck; they were a status symbol until about 1980; they came back in style for a short time many years later.
Zimmerman: I'm gonna break that Puka Shell Necklace punk!

Me: (HUH?)
by thedzone October 11, 2009
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corporate greed

Wasteful spending and hoarding by selfish decision-makers in large businesses:

Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.
Due to corporate greed America is going to Hell in a handbasket!!!
by thedzone October 5, 2009
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