thedzone's definitions
A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.
He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"
...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"
A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!
He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"
...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"
A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!
That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!
That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!
That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!
That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!
That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
Get the Curmudgeonmug. Nice way of saying mother-fucking son of a bitch. Old Sea Captain/pirate's term: Because you were considered to be a weenie if your liver couldn't handle liquor and you did not have your sea legs...arrr.
Swab the decks and man the main sail you lily livered land lovers; batten down the hatches before I have you all keel hauled!!! Arrr!
by thedzone October 14, 2009
Get the Lily livered land lovermug. Sonny Bono is a complete enigma:
A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
by thedzone September 27, 2009
Get the Sonny Bonomug. Crude term describing the age range that females are able to menstruate and make babies thus are considered attractive or available; also know as bleeding age...from about 13-50 years of age.
I been courting girls of breeding age cuz then they is legal.
Them old crows over yonder is past bleeding age...darn.
Them old crows over yonder is past bleeding age...darn.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
Get the breeding agemug. Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.
by thedzone October 8, 2009
Get the Jack in the Box surprisemug. Fun term for a male who acts like a pervert but it can be used in jest. Probably because so many people have weird uncles.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.
codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.
codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.
by thedzone October 1, 2009
Get the Uncle Pervomug. Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????
by thedzone October 13, 2009
Get the French Ticklermug.