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Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.
Jr. High Woodshop Class
Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
by thedzone October 10, 2009
Get the number one assholemug. Mean small dog that yipes all day long...all night long.
Little dogs you want to kill cuz they never shut up.
Yorkies, Pekinese, wiener-dogs poodles...etc.
Little dogs you want to kill cuz they never shut up.
Yorkies, Pekinese, wiener-dogs poodles...etc.
I wish that yiper across the street would shut up: one of these days I'm gonna squash it like a pumpkin!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
Get the yipermug. A totally uncool prude!
Made famous on SNL by Dana Carvey in old lady drag stating
"ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?!!!"
Made famous on SNL by Dana Carvey in old lady drag stating
"ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?!!!"
OMG you are acting like such a church lady!
Stop acting like a church lady...I'm gonna puke!!
OK church lady...PARDON ME!!!!!
Dude--you sound like such a a church lady!!!
Stop acting like a church lady...I'm gonna puke!!
OK church lady...PARDON ME!!!!!
Dude--you sound like such a a church lady!!!
by thedzone October 1, 2009
Get the church ladymug. The male alternative to bimbo. Usually a lazy boyfriend that doesn't work very often if at all. A couch potato. A man that uses women for food, shelter, and clothing. A moocher.
She does all the work and cooks too...he does nothing he's such a bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.
Mom told me I should've never married that bumbo.
by thedzone October 14, 2009
Get the bumbomug. Sonny Bono is a complete enigma:
A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
by thedzone September 27, 2009
Get the Sonny Bonomug. Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.
by thedzone October 8, 2009
Get the Jack in the Box surprisemug. The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.
by thedzone October 17, 2009
Get the plumber cleavagemug.