thedzone's definitions
A mistake or rule broken.
Made famous by Bozo the Clown.
Usually made by a child but sounds funny when you tell an adult they made one.
From an urban legend that is supposedly an episode of the old Bozo kids TV show when a cub scout was playing the spoons game:
Trying to hit one spoon and pop the other spoon lying on top of it into the empty glass for a prize (no one hardly ever won that game cuz it was so hard!). Well...the cub scout lost and said "GOD DAMN I MISSED!" Bozo then stated "That's a Bozo no-no!"...the cub scout stuck out his middle finger at Bozo and said "CRAM IT CLOWNY!!"
Everyone my age has heard of this but no one has ever seen it...thus an urban legend.
Made famous by Bozo the Clown.
Usually made by a child but sounds funny when you tell an adult they made one.
From an urban legend that is supposedly an episode of the old Bozo kids TV show when a cub scout was playing the spoons game:
Trying to hit one spoon and pop the other spoon lying on top of it into the empty glass for a prize (no one hardly ever won that game cuz it was so hard!). Well...the cub scout lost and said "GOD DAMN I MISSED!" Bozo then stated "That's a Bozo no-no!"...the cub scout stuck out his middle finger at Bozo and said "CRAM IT CLOWNY!!"
Everyone my age has heard of this but no one has ever seen it...thus an urban legend.
Johnny you are coloring outside the lines in your coloring book--thats a Bozo no-no!
Don't eat paste Harry thats a Bozo no-no!!
Didn't you know cussing in church is a Bozo no-no?!
Remember class: sticking your old chewing gum to the bottom of your desk or chair is a Bozo no-no!
Don't eat paste Harry thats a Bozo no-no!!
Didn't you know cussing in church is a Bozo no-no?!
Remember class: sticking your old chewing gum to the bottom of your desk or chair is a Bozo no-no!
by thedzone September 29, 2009
Get the Bozo no-nomug. Wasteful spending and hoarding by selfish decision-makers in large businesses:
Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.
Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.
by thedzone October 5, 2009
Get the corporate greedmug. An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christ's(God's) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis.
Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.
The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.
Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.
The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.
Jiminy cricket that marine just gave me a hot-foot!!...I'll kill him!!!
Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!
Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
Get the jiminy cricketmug. Mid to late 1970s necklace made of small round white shells.
Worn by surfers, it caught on and was a big fad. Worn usually snug around the neck; they were a status symbol until about 1980; they came back in style for a short time many years later.
Worn by surfers, it caught on and was a big fad. Worn usually snug around the neck; they were a status symbol until about 1980; they came back in style for a short time many years later.
by thedzone October 11, 2009
Get the Puka Shell Necklacemug. 1. Big-ass war planes that dropped big-ass bombs on Vietnam.
2. Pop band with hits like Rock Lobster and Love Shack.
2. Pop band with hits like Rock Lobster and Love Shack.
by thedzone October 8, 2009
Get the B52smug. Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.
That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
Get the Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!mug. A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.
He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"
...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"
A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!
He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"
...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"
A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!
That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!
That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!
That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!
That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!
That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
Get the Curmudgeonmug.