thedzone's definitions

shitty wok

New nickname for any crappy Asian restaurant: Based on the South Park restaurant City Wok...pronounced " shitty wok " by the owner.

Have you ever eaten at Ching Chong Chinaman?

Hell no! That's a shitty wok!!!

by thedzone October 10, 2009

Cherry Bomb

1. A term for a firecracker.
2. In marbles, a way of scamming the other player by calling "Cherry Bombs" and dropping your marble on top of his.
3. A virgin shoving her open vagina in someone's face.

1. Someone cherry-bombed the toilets again!
2. Debbie cheated me out of a marble by calling "Cherry Bombs"!!.
3. OMG Sherry gave Bobby a Cherry Bomb!!!

by thedzone May 2, 2010

queer as a three dollar bill

Older term that means extremely strange but is usually heard in reference to a gay person. There never was a three dollar bill...thus the rarity.

Hey Rufus, whatever happened to that guy down the street who always wore pink?

I dunno Henry, he was queer as a three dollar bill!

by thedzone October 7, 2009

chicken laugh

Ear-piercing cackle a woman makes for attention usually within a group of other women. Often heard at restaurants.

I wish that lady with the chicken laugh would shut up!

Hear that chicken laugh?...must be a bunch of women over there.

Dude, you sound like a girl with that chicken laugh!

by thedzone October 4, 2009

chick flick

Term for a movie geared for women. Quite often seen on cable TV like The Hallmark Channel and endorsed by people like Oprah. These movies make women the heros and show life from a woman's perspective. Most men hate these films cuz they are cheezy and dumb. Pussy-whipped men like them...or pretend to.

Wife: Honey, lets watch: She Finally Kills The Bad Guy!
Husband's mind: ( Not another chick flick! )
Husband's reply: ...yes dear.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

woodshed

A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.

Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.

Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.

Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

by thedzone October 9, 2009

John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.

John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.

by thedzone October 4, 2009