number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.
Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
by thedzone October 10, 2009
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commie-fag-junkie

Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.
Nixon must think all the hippies are commie-fag-junkies!
by thedzone October 01, 2009
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Forget about it

New York term for:"No comment" or "I would rather not say".
Usually sounds like "Forgedaboudit" and spoken slightly loud to put an end to the subject.
Vinnie: So Guido, how much money did you make at the race track yesterday?
Guido: Forget about it!
by thedzone October 16, 2009
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Bride of Frankenstein

Insulting term for an ugly woman usually not spoken to the woman in question but to someone else.
Jerry's Friends:

I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.

Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!
by thedzone October 09, 2009
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Uncle Pervo

Fun term for a male who acts like a pervert but it can be used in jest. Probably because so many people have weird uncles.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.

codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.
Get away from that cute 13 year old girl you Uncle Pervo!
by thedzone October 01, 2009
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thingamabobber

Older term used when you forget or don't know the name of something. Same as saying whatchamacallit.
Quick hand me that thingamabobber!
You mean the screwdriver?
Ya!

We used to have fun on that watchamacallit.
The roller coaster?
Ya!
by thedzone October 12, 2009
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Underground Railroad

Was neither underground nor a railroad. It was the different ways that Southern slaves escaped their masters by getting help from abolitionists to lead them to freedom in the North. Made famous by Harriet Tubman.
Toby: We gots ta gets free I her da massa's call!
Chicken George: Hopes we kan finds hep in da underground railroad!
by thedzone October 07, 2009
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