swift's definitions

Dwang

large floppy cock flopping about

"flop out your dwang brian"

by Swift December 13, 2003

yitties

just regular sized titties

like if you said breast in stead you would say yitties.

by Swift June 29, 2003

cornalious junior

A.R's rubbery penis

"A.R can you please put away cornalious junior already"

by Swift December 13, 2003

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

muss

to be mussley

to have lots of defined mussles

"man your muss brian"

"your calfs are mega muss caleb"

"your back isnt that muss A.R"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Saggy Daddys

hot saggy balls that stick to your thighs

"my god i have saggy daddys today"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Ripe Nob

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe

"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"

by Swift December 13, 2003