28 definitions by swift

Top Definition
erect penis which is ready to fire some rounds
"hey baby get your cum dumpster over here so i can shoot it with my sex pistol"
by Swift December 13, 2003
to be gay, gay to the extreme
riding a bike with no pants on wearing a t-shirt saying "i love anus"
by Swift December 13, 2003
hot saggy balls that stick to your thighs
"my god i have saggy daddys today"
by Swift December 13, 2003
Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.
'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'
by Swift January 07, 2005
A acurance that happen to young and older women it means no ass at all.
when a female has no hump in her ass it looks as if she is all back and legs.
by Swift June 29, 2003
to be the shizza

to be the shit

to be cool you are the new thing
"dude that round off flash kick was the shizza"

"you are the shizza man"
by Swift December 13, 2003
a penis which connot be bothered

*wont have sex

*cant get erect

*sighs alot

*takes up smoking

*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"

"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"
by Swift December 13, 2003
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