stretch's definitions

f'real

a guy with a larger than normal sausage

dude, is that thing f'real?

by stretch October 27, 2004

swass

this is a description of when your ass getting really swetty. its a combination of sweat and ass. used as a verb, it is when you stick your sweaty ass on someone, usually in the face.

"Demo was pissing my off and wouldn't shut the fuck up up so i swassed him right in the face1'

by stretch May 2, 2003

bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 3, 2003

up chuck

a guy you vomits all the time because he can't hold his liquer.....pussy

hey up chuck! have another shot!

by stretch October 25, 2004

Stretch

A tall skinny person. A true beauty.

Ashely Storey is stretch

by Stretch July 10, 2014

one ball zach hall

a guy named zach hall that has only one ball.

zach lacks one in his sack!

by stretch February 27, 2005

teke

The best fucking fraternity in the whole fucking world!

Tau Kappa Epsilon is redefining fraternity

by stretch October 26, 2004