swetty

An undesirable girl who becomes more desirable as more and more alchohol is consumed. Generally an overweight or ugly girl.

I was so fucked up last night, I was on swetty patrol by 9 o'clock.

by liquidassnotice May 25, 2007

A hilarious person; one who is just an all around goofball. Plus, they r damn sexy

by dispatchfan09 February 9, 2008

swetty...a person from scotland. A swetty sock, jock, a ginger person

"That drunken ginger man staggering in the road wearing a celtic top, eating a fried mars bar is obviously a swetty. Shall we run him over?"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Swetty Betty

Swetty Betty is where you roll up toilet roll and wet it so its like all "swetty" and throw it at a wall so it sticks.

Woah Ethan do you want to make some Swetty Bettys ?