stevie's definitions

crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

by stevie April 4, 2004

Angry Workers Syndrome

The feeling of extreme anger and rage at all the slackers of the world (i.e. everyone except you and your crew). Comes with heightened powers perception and insight, especially as to whether someone is actually working or just standing around and faking it. Extreme cases can occur when the worker is listening to certain Michael Jackson songs. The only know cure for AWS is two entire pizzas for each worker, watching "The Shawshank Redemption", Henry Weinhard's root beer, and solitude away from all of those fricken slackers! see AWS

All I want to say is that they don't really care about us!

by stevie September 19, 2003

Juicyism

To pull out of a a guy's ass before you ejaculate

This guy thinks I am going to cum inside him and he has another think coming. I will shoot my juicy seed all over his ass.

by Stevie March 10, 2005

Sad Bastards

The sorta people that leave really pathetic definitions on here as they have nothing better to do!

U lot are sad bastards

by Stevie September 8, 2004

Nickelson

A 'chavvy' kind of design, usually in t shirt or hoodie/jacket form, odd writing found over shoulder area, and supposed to make the wearer 'hard (innit)'

"that chav looks hard in his nickelson shirt"

by Stevie November 27, 2003

stench

Unappealling aroma, possibly difficult to remove

"Jesus Christ, Barbara, the stench from your flange this morning is disgusting"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

Peter Frampton

A very talented musician, but every time I hear him on the radio I end up getting stuck in traffic and screaming: "Dammmnnnn youuu Peteeerrr Frammptoonnnnnnn!!!"

"Dude, his guitar is talkin man."

by Stevie June 22, 2004