stevie's definitions

Angry Workers Syndrome

The feeling of extreme anger and rage at all the slackers of the world (i.e. everyone except you and your crew). Comes with heightened powers perception and insight, especially as to whether someone is actually working or just standing around and faking it. Extreme cases can occur when the worker is listening to certain Michael Jackson songs. The only know cure for AWS is two entire pizzas for each worker, watching "The Shawshank Redemption", Henry Weinhard's root beer, and solitude away from all of those fricken slackers! see AWS

All I want to say is that they don't really care about us!

by stevie September 19, 2003

Nickelson

A 'chavvy' kind of design, usually in t shirt or hoodie/jacket form, odd writing found over shoulder area, and supposed to make the wearer 'hard (innit)'

"that chav looks hard in his nickelson shirt"

by Stevie November 27, 2003

stench

Unappealling aroma, possibly difficult to remove

"Jesus Christ, Barbara, the stench from your flange this morning is disgusting"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

by stevie April 4, 2004

Flange

Term used for describing non-deseribale vaginas.

Would you close your legs please, I can smell your rancid flange from here.

The sight that greeted me was not appealling - red, sore-looking spots surrounded her swollen flange.

by Stevie October 16, 2003

mad cracks

Mad jokes or crazy jokes. A person has mad cracks if his cracks on someone are mad/crazy.

Man, that boy has mad cracks.

by Stevie March 22, 2004

say it backwards

1) The ultimate comeback. Unbeatable if used correctly.

"...and Africa is a continent, so basically, everything you've said is bull and only a tree would believe it!"
"Say it backwards, Howard."
"What? What's that supposed to mean?"
"Say it backwards."
"...uhh..."

by stevie September 14, 2003