stevie's definitions

tire in the face

What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.

"What happened to Mary?"

"A tire, hit her in the face."

by Stevie June 22, 2004

cut a muffin

To fart. Any type of fart. Doesn't have to be audible

"Oh, man, I've been cutting muffins all night!"
"That's disgusting!"
"Hey, atleast I'm not gonna crap my pants!"

by stevie September 15, 2003

inflammable

things you can light on fire for fun when your high.

the cats tail is very inflammable

by Stevie November 26, 2003

and then I found ten dollars!

A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness

...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!

by stevie September 19, 2003

Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

wibble

A word commonly used instead of 'sex'

I 'wibbled' her all night long

Would you like to 'wibble' now?

We were 'wibbling' but then her mother cam in and joined us...*side note*I can dream!

by Stevie February 5, 2004

code 5

the oven at Subway

Hey, that's the timer, we've got a code 5!

by stevie September 13, 2003