steve's definitions

milkbag

my fucking nutsack, what your wife licks everytime she sees me, and what I give her birdbaths with cause she loves the milk out of my bag

Yesterday I was bored so I whipped out my milkbag and your sister milked me for an hour with her sweet lips.

by Steve February 13, 2004

Hicks

people who are obbsesed with being ignorant

the people who live on brown church road, especially Eugene Christian

by Steve February 6, 2004

Liger Zero

A type of Zoid, resembling a lion, with white armour plating and golden claws and teeth. It has ion boosters on its back which allow it to run at 307kph, and "Strike Laser Claws" on all four of its feet, which channel energy through its claws to enhance the power of a claw swipe. It can transform into Zero Jager, Zero Schneider, and Zero Panzer with its "Conversion armour system."

"The Liger Zero is a powerful Zoid."

by Steve December 27, 2004

reindeer gaming

the act of putting christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

We're going to go reindeer gaming tonight. My neighbors just bought two new reindeers and they're just asking for it.

by steve December 20, 2004

jimmies

A reference to a particular type of Sprinkle, namely, Chocolate Sprinkles

I don't want rainbow sprinkles, I want some Jimmies

by steve March 3, 2005

3 beers

The standards quantity of beers (not drinks) to tell a police officer that you've consumed. This is especially true when you get pulled over for swerving.

Officer: So how much have you had to drink to night?

Answer: I'm sorry Ociffer, I only had 3 beers. Is somin' wrong wid my tail lights?

Officer: Step out of the car sir.

by Steve December 7, 2004

Sonny Bono

The act of running oneself into a pine tree or aspen tree at high speeds while sliding down a snow covered mountain.

Dude! Did you see that guy? He did a total Sony Bono!

by steve April 29, 2003