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yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"
yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it
by spanky July 10, 2003
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TFB

it's what you say to whiny little brats who don't get there way
it stands for too fucking bad
kid: waaaah waaah! i'm an annoying little brat!! gimme ice cream!
me: we don't have any ice cream, this is an office supply store.
kid: waah, i really wanted ice cream tho!
me: TFB my man....
by spanky July 10, 2003
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POFS

when POS just won't do, such as in the case of Jeff Pauls blazer
fuck, that blazer is such a POFS
by spanky July 10, 2003
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heater

bucka-bucka-buck-buck-buck
by spanky July 10, 2003
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jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG
indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!
by spanky July 10, 2003
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fok

native american pronunciation of fuck.
also possible: fak fik and fek, depending on drunkeness
FAK YU FOK!!!
WHY DA COPS ALWAYS ARREST ME... what da fek.
by spanky July 10, 2003
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beer

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.
me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...
by spanky July 10, 2003
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