spanky's definitions

funktastic

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

by spanky July 15, 2003

nose goblin

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

by spanky July 10, 2003

dirty bird

A touchdown celebration created by Jamal Anderson for the 1998 Atlanta Falcons. The dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like wings, was introduced when tight end O.J. Santiago celebrated his two-touchdown effort following a 41-10 victory at New England in early November. The fever it generated captivated a national audience as well as brought the Falcons to the front of the Atlanta sports scene.

The Dirty Bird is one of the best end zone celebrations ever.

by Spanky July 6, 2005

beer

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...

by spanky July 10, 2003

busted

busted, it's two o damn clock in the morning where you been?
baby didn't you get my two-way, i was with my girl friends.

an awesome isley brothers song

by spanky December 18, 2003

P.H.D.

A girl who earns a "playa hatin degree" when her boi decides it would be ok to cheat on his what he called wifey.

I graduated with a P.H.D. when I confronted my boi about a story I'd been told and he confessed that he'd been cheatin on me for two years.

by Spanky November 28, 2003

weapon of math instruction

something used to teach math.

protractor, pencil, compass....

all these are weapons of math instruction

by spanky February 5, 2004