Skip to main content

spanky's definitions

bass

a good description for most of my farts
fAAAAAArt
oo, nice bass fart
by spanky July 10, 2003
mugGet the bass mug.

busted

busted, it's two o damn clock in the morning where you been?
baby didn't you get my two-way, i was with my girl friends.
by spanky December 18, 2003
mugGet the busted mug.

Motherfucker

used for comparison.
the second best, or second worst thing in all the universe
-it is colder than a motherfucker out here.
-it is hotter than a motherfucker in here
-this burger is tastier than a motherfucker
-god damn, that byatch is finer than a motherfucker.
by spanky July 24, 2003
mugGet the Motherfucker mug.

For shit

by Spanky December 8, 2003
mugGet the For shit mug.

penis

An object on a male body, which I put in my mouth.
If I had a penis I'd fuck myself and then fuck you.
by Spanky May 13, 2005
mugGet the penis mug.

jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG
indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!
by spanky July 10, 2003
mugGet the jard mug.

flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver
sara and catherine are flat cockers
by SpAnKy December 7, 2003
mugGet the flat cocker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email