snootch87's definitions

desiree crush

a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush

ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'

ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

s^

sup, ^=up+s
shorter way of saying hello what is up

person 1: s^
person 2: yo nm u

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

f-

when someone says, does, or makes something so awful, you give them an f-

person 1: did you like the buscuit i baked for you?
person 2: *eats biscuit, vomits a little in mouth* wtf no, f-

person 1: LOL OMG why did the chicken cross the road????
person 2: wtf don't bother going on with that joke, f-

by snootch87 March 3, 2005

nummuch

nummuch equals nothing much

person 1: wassap
person 2: nummuch u

by snootch87 February 23, 2005

don't touch that, it's franks

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

french fries

the absolute love of my life.

I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.

by snootch87 March 1, 2005

gimmemoneyforpizza

the way mike's little brother jason, and a million of other little brothers of the world, ask money for pizza. to be said in a really fast mumbly voice.

mike: jason, where are you going?
jason: outside...gimmemoneyforpizza

me: hey jason! whattup fool!
jason: nothing...gimmemoneyforpizza

by snootch87 August 19, 2008