snootch87's definitions

checkers

something i beat johnny at almost every single night. oh, and also a design i have on my converse because we all know how ska'd up i am.

yahoo checkers? is there a point we know i'm going to win.

by snootch87 February 21, 2005

f-

when someone says, does, or makes something so awful, you give them an f-

person 1: did you like the buscuit i baked for you?
person 2: *eats biscuit, vomits a little in mouth* wtf no, f-

person 1: LOL OMG why did the chicken cross the road????
person 2: wtf don't bother going on with that joke, f-

by snootch87 March 3, 2005

desiree crush

a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush

ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'

ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

s^

sup, ^=up+s
shorter way of saying hello what is up

person 1: s^
person 2: yo nm u

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

jkjk

a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you're really not kidding.

person 1: do you think i'm ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk

but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

hami

the way asians with thick azn accents say how many? source: jerky boys

it can mean other things too; what, wtf, dr. octopus' tentacles, hot meat, brandon, andy, andy's braces, gangster thugs, mom i want something, etc

actual jerky boys part:

chinese woman: goldei(golden) how(house) china!
jerky boy: chickety china!
chinese woman: wha??
jerky boy: chickey china?
chinese woman: wha??
jerky boy: the chinese chicken?
chinese woman: sorri no hav
jerky boy: you get a drum stick?
chinese woman: errr no golde how china no have
jerky boy: and your brain starts tickin'?
chinese woman: hami? hami you like?

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

l8

l8 = late and the r is invisible. serves the same purpose as later would.

person 1: i gtg ttyl
person 2: l8

by snootch87 March 3, 2005