snootch87's definitions
by snootch87 March 7, 2005

a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush
ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'
ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
by snootch87 August 19, 2008

person 1: did you like the buscuit i baked for you?
person 2: *eats biscuit, vomits a little in mouth* wtf no, f-
person 1: LOL OMG why did the chicken cross the road????
person 2: wtf don't bother going on with that joke, f-
person 2: *eats biscuit, vomits a little in mouth* wtf no, f-
person 1: LOL OMG why did the chicken cross the road????
person 2: wtf don't bother going on with that joke, f-
by snootch87 March 3, 2005

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

by snootch87 March 3, 2005

the way mike's little brother jason, and a million of other little brothers of the world, ask money for pizza. to be said in a really fast mumbly voice.
mike: jason, where are you going?
jason: outside...gimmemoneyforpizza
me: hey jason! whattup fool!
jason: nothing...gimmemoneyforpizza
jason: outside...gimmemoneyforpizza
me: hey jason! whattup fool!
jason: nothing...gimmemoneyforpizza
by snootch87 August 19, 2008

something i beat johnny at almost every single night. oh, and also a design i have on my converse because we all know how ska'd up i am.
by snootch87 February 21, 2005
