snootch87's definitions

french fries

the absolute love of my life.

I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.

by snootch87 March 1, 2005

okay thank you goodbye

what you say when you want to say kthxbye but you don't want to be trendy

mike: kthxbi
me: kthxbi
emily: i hate kthxbi. it's soo trendy
mike: i use it a lot
emily: i know.
emily: alright i gtg. okay thank you goodbye
mike: what the fuck.
andy: GUYS!! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

f-

when someone says, does, or makes something so awful, you give them an f-

person 1: did you like the buscuit i baked for you?
person 2: *eats biscuit, vomits a little in mouth* wtf no, f-

person 1: LOL OMG why did the chicken cross the road????
person 2: wtf don't bother going on with that joke, f-

by snootch87 March 3, 2005

desiree crush

a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush

ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'

ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

s^

sup, ^=up+s
shorter way of saying hello what is up

person 1: s^
person 2: yo nm u

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

mike crush

a "mike crush" is a type of crush you have on someone that is nice to you when they don't have to be. and all you can think about is sleeping with them to repay them for their kindness.

ex 1: oh that kid was so nice to me on my first day of work while everyone else didn't even notice that i was there! i think i'm starting to have a mike crush on him.

ex 2: i just dropped a dime and that guy just picked it up and handed it back to me. total mike crush.

by snootch87 January 15, 2008

gaids

pretty much self explanitory; gay-aids. so now there are three types of aids: regular aids, super aids, and gaids. oh, there's also the aids virus so i guess four. what a clean monkey-fucking world we live in!!!! ps. johnny did not make this up

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words

fu urbandictionary. there's only one word to define this:

cyle.

by snootch87 March 7, 2005