snootch87's definitions

the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes

tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

"let mommy use her fingers"

what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard

tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"

by snootch87 August 20, 2008

mike crush

a "mike crush" is a type of crush you have on someone that is nice to you when they don't have to be. and all you can think about is sleeping with them to repay them for their kindness.

ex 1: oh that kid was so nice to me on my first day of work while everyone else didn't even notice that i was there! i think i'm starting to have a mike crush on him.

ex 2: i just dropped a dime and that guy just picked it up and handed it back to me. total mike crush.

by snootch87 January 15, 2008

l8

l8 = late and the r is invisible. serves the same purpose as later would.

person 1: i gtg ttyl
person 2: l8

by snootch87 March 3, 2005

f-

when someone says, does, or makes something so awful, you give them an f-

person 1: did you like the buscuit i baked for you?
person 2: *eats biscuit, vomits a little in mouth* wtf no, f-

person 1: LOL OMG why did the chicken cross the road????
person 2: wtf don't bother going on with that joke, f-

by snootch87 March 3, 2005

s^

sup, ^=up+s
shorter way of saying hello what is up

person 1: s^
person 2: yo nm u

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

gatorade

best drink in the whole entire world. if you ask me, lemon-lime is the best flavour.

here's a dollar twenty-five now STFU and go buy me a gatorade

by snootch87 March 1, 2005