don't touch that, it's franks

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

by snootch87 March 08, 2005

cop killa queenz

best borough in new york city, hands down.

kid from brooklyn - yo where u from
hot chick from queens - cop killa queenz, recognize, fool!

by snootch87 July 24, 2008

shredded nacho cheese chalk

you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it

shredded nacho cheese chalk


marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it

by snootch87 July 25, 2008

gatorade

best drink in the whole entire world. if you ask me, lemon-lime is the best flavour.

here's a dollar twenty-five now STFU and go buy me a gatorade

by snootch87 March 01, 2005

french fries

the absolute love of my life.

I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.

by snootch87 March 01, 2005

pax

russian way of saying peace. or latin. same shit. also a ghetto ass tv channel

person 1: hey i gtg. we'll talk later, kay? *muaHz*
person 2: k pax

by snootch87 March 08, 2005

hardxcorexavril

When you do something so punx rox

Sheena is so hardxcorexavril with all her sex pistols and rancid patches that she has safety pinned on her dickies bag. She likes to go up to random people and moo at them.

by snootch87 March 02, 2005