Definitions by snootch87

mike crush

a "mike crush" is a type of crush you have on someone that is nice to you when they don't have to be. and all you can think about is sleeping with them to repay them for their kindness.

ex 1: oh that kid was so nice to me on my first day of work while everyone else didn't even notice that i was there! i think i'm starting to have a mike crush on him.

ex 2: i just dropped a dime and that guy just picked it up and handed it back to me. total mike crush.

mike crush by snootch87 January 15, 2008

homogenized 

like milk , but gay.

person 1: wtf, is that a pink heart on your shirt?
person 2: nah, chill. it's purple. or maroon. or lavender. or maybe indigo, or violet ^_^
person 1: wtf? even worse. you're homogenized

homogenized by snootch87 March 7, 2005

s^ 

sup, ^=up+s
shorter way of saying hello what is up

person 1: s^
person 2: yo nm u

s^ by snootch87 March 7, 2005

s^^ 

supup? another way of saying hello what is up. two arrows up make it more elite.

person 1: s^^
person 2: yo nm u

s^^ by snootch87 March 7, 2005

pax

russian way of saying peace. or latin. same shit. also a ghetto ass tv channel

person 1: hey i gtg. we'll talk later, kay? *muaHz*
person 2: k pax

pax by snootch87 March 7, 2005

paxsun 

this is used as peace-son and has the same pronounciation as the surf-skate store pacsun but not the same meaning.

person 1: yo, i gtg. be early to homeroom tomorrow so i can copy your math hw or i'll tape your sister
person 2: oh noes!!! k i will.
person 1: k bye
*ten minutes later*
person 1: WTF i said BYE!!!!!!!
person 2: paxsun

paxsun by snootch87 March 7, 2005

gaids 

pretty much self explanitory; gay-aids. so now there are three types of aids: regular aids, super aids, and gaids. oh, there's also the aids virus so i guess four. what a clean monkey-fucking world we live in!!!! ps. johnny did not make this up

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words

fu urbandictionary. there's only one word to define this:

cyle.

gaids by snootch87 March 7, 2005