Definitions by snootch87

mike crush

a "mike crush" is a type of crush you have on someone that is nice to you when they don't have to be. and all you can think about is sleeping with them to repay them for their kindness.

ex 1: oh that kid was so nice to me on my first day of work while everyone else didn't even notice that i was there! i think i'm starting to have a mike crush on him.

ex 2: i just dropped a dime and that guy just picked it up and handed it back to me. total mike crush.

mike crush by snootch87 January 15, 2008

homogenized 

like milk , but gay.

person 1: wtf, is that a pink heart on your shirt?
person 2: nah, chill. it's purple. or maroon. or lavender. or maybe indigo, or violet ^_^
person 1: wtf? even worse. you're homogenized

homogenized by snootch87 March 7, 2005

s^ 

sup, ^=up+s
shorter way of saying hello what is up

person 1: s^
person 2: yo nm u

s^ by snootch87 March 7, 2005

s^^ 

supup? another way of saying hello what is up. two arrows up make it more elite.

person 1: s^^
person 2: yo nm u

s^^ by snootch87 March 7, 2005

pax

russian way of saying peace. or latin. same shit. also a ghetto ass tv channel

person 1: hey i gtg. we'll talk later, kay? *muaHz*
person 2: k pax

pax by snootch87 March 7, 2005

paxsun 

this is used as peace-son and has the same pronounciation as the surf-skate store pacsun but not the same meaning.

person 1: yo, i gtg. be early to homeroom tomorrow so i can copy your math hw or i'll tape your sister
person 2: oh noes!!! k i will.
person 1: k bye
*ten minutes later*
person 1: WTF i said BYE!!!!!!!
person 2: paxsun

paxsun by snootch87 March 7, 2005

don't touch that, it's franks 

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

don't touch that, it's franks by snootch87 March 7, 2005