snootch87's definitions

the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes

tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

homogenized

like milk , but gay.

person 1: wtf, is that a pink heart on your shirt?
person 2: nah, chill. it's purple. or maroon. or lavender. or maybe indigo, or violet ^_^
person 1: wtf? even worse. you're homogenized

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

s^^

supup? another way of saying hello what is up. two arrows up make it more elite.

person 1: s^^
person 2: yo nm u

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

okay thank you goodbye

what you say when you want to say kthxbye but you don't want to be trendy

mike: kthxbi
me: kthxbi
emily: i hate kthxbi. it's soo trendy
mike: i use it a lot
emily: i know.
emily: alright i gtg. okay thank you goodbye
mike: what the fuck.
andy: GUYS!! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

gaids

pretty much self explanitory; gay-aids. so now there are three types of aids: regular aids, super aids, and gaids. oh, there's also the aids virus so i guess four. what a clean monkey-fucking world we live in!!!! ps. johnny did not make this up

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words

fu urbandictionary. there's only one word to define this:

cyle.

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

jkjk

a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you're really not kidding.

person 1: do you think i'm ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk

but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

"let mommy use her fingers"

what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard

tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"

by snootch87 August 20, 2008