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hardxcorexavril

Sheena is so hardxcorexavril with all her sex pistols and rancid patches that she has safety pinned on her dickies bag. She likes to go up to random people and moo at them.
by snootch87 March 1, 2005
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paxsun

this is used as peace-son and has the same pronounciation as the surf-skate store pacsun but not the same meaning.
person 1: yo, i gtg. be early to homeroom tomorrow so i can copy your math hw or i'll tape your sister
person 2: oh noes!!! k i will.
person 1: k bye
*ten minutes later*
person 1: WTF i said BYE!!!!!!!
person 2: paxsun
by snootch87 March 7, 2005
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"cover me"

"cover me"

something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts
tanya: omfg hurricane katrina status right now... "cover me"
mike: *throws a towel over her boobs*
by snootch87 August 20, 2008
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the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes
tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
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"let mommy use her fingers"

what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard
tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"
by snootch87 August 20, 2008
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gatorade

best drink in the whole entire world. if you ask me, lemon-lime is the best flavour.
here's a dollar twenty-five now STFU and go buy me a gatorade
by snootch87 March 1, 2005
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jkjk

a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you're really not kidding.
person 1: do you think i'm ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk

but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly
by snootch87 March 7, 2005
mugGet the jkjkmug.

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