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23. 504
504 is the educational code for special needs students. schools are required to give such students certain forms of aid according to their level and classification, as decided by testing.
A student who is 504-severe ADHD can request notes from teachers, be given extra time for assignments, and even be exempted from assignments, depending on school policy and the student's test results.
by Shwaggy Sep 11, 2004 share this
22. George W Bush
Republican President 2000-2004, ex-governor of Texas, son of President George H W Bush, brother of Governor Jeb Bush of Florida. Graduated from Yale, and was a member of the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War. Center of much controversy, beginning with his military record, then suspicious mishandled counts that won him the election by only 500 votes in his brother's state, then with his extended vacations prior to 9-11, his response to 9-11 and the ensuing War in Iraq, and finally alleged connections with the 527 group SwiftBoat Veterans for Truth, an ANti-Kerry agency. also the butt of many jokes because of his difficulty with speaking. Instated the No Child Left Behind policy, as well as the controversial Patriot Act, and is well known for his tax cuts and support of the proposed gay marriage ammendment.
now this isn't a bush-hating def. its a list of controversial topics surrounding his presidency. Tried to be as impartial as I could.
by Shwaggy Sep 6, 2004 share this
21. paskudnyak
Yiddish insult. THE most potent and offensive insult known to man. it has so much connotation that cannot be truly defined that the closest you can come to its meaning is "horrible person". no other definition has the meaning, and there is no way to convey how powerful that word is. Use with caution.
Hitler was a prime example of a paskudnyak. You'd be hard pressed to come up with others.
by Shwaggy Sep 6, 2004 share this
20. yiddish
bastard language of Hebrew and German, used because until recently the Hebrew language was not conducive to conversation. every word is filled with untranslatable connotations, which makes it an excellent swearing language. also holds the most potent insult in the world: paskudnyak

spoken often in New York without actual knowledge of meanings. Almost always heard in combination with English.
Classic yiddish words: shlep, schmuck, klutz, mensch, bagel, and the wonderful -nik nouns (beatnik, nogoodnik...)
by Shwaggy Sep 6, 2004 share this
19. Jewishmish
As has already been said, this holiday is completely fictitious. there is no such thing, because Jewish/Christians, like Messianic Jews, really don't exist, and for a much simpler reason than heritage: you either beleive in Christ, or you don't. sorta hard to halfway that one.
If you believe Jesus is your savior, you are not half-Jewish, you are all-Christian. maybe non-denominational, but still CHristian. also, having a Jewish relative other than your mother does not make you Jewish.
by Shwaggy May 27, 2004 share this
18. Jew'd
also spelled "jewed", this slang term for being cheated or outdone in trade came from the stereotype of the Jewish people as shrewd bargainers and pennypinchers. Not recommended to use this term in front of a member of the religion, as they may be quite offended.
Hank: how much you pay for that shirt, man?
Bob: $20.00
Hank: Dude, thats a five dollar shirt. you just got jew'd
by Shwaggy Apr 26, 2004 share this
17. jewish mother
an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.
be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.
by Shwaggy Feb 13, 2004 share this
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