sebastian crucial's definitions

bro in the dark

A bro who’s never tan, and is so white that he looks like he could glow in the dark.

“Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tan—if he doesn’t he’ll bro in the dark.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Bro vs. Wade

When bros don’t use protection for sex.

“Dude, nobody’s got a condom here and Sally wants me to slam her —I guess I’m gonna have to go Bro vs. Wade.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

gnar fest

Anything pertaining to or involving something so cool or rad that is litteraly a festival of total gnarliness.

"Dude, the moive Shreddin' is a total gnar fest!"

by sebastian crucial January 24, 2007

pro brono

When a bro or some bros get together to volunteer for a good cause.

bro1: "Jesse is going down to help with the beach clean up crew today."
bro2: "He's all about that pro brono"

by sebastian crucial February 5, 2007

bro

The verb from of the commonly used noun bro. Means to borrow or to give and take freely, as one bro would from another.

bro1:"Yo, dude can I bro a dollar?"
bro2:"Ye, bro!"

by sebastian crucial December 10, 2008

Broasis

The local bar all the bros hang out at.

“I went to Spike's last Friday night and there were so many bros I thought it was a broasis.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

heshanova

A bro who is so good at skating that he attracts babes.

"Chris Cole gets the ladies because hes so hesh hes a heshanova!"

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007