sebastian crucial's definitions

brocephus

A bro who is really into country music.

"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

dished

To be wasted, usually from bud and beer.

bro1: Yo, can you drive down to the sev?
bro2: Na, dude i'm straight dished.

by sebastian crucial March 25, 2007

Brohirrim

Bros who are way into Lord of the Rings.

"Taylor is such a brohirrim, you can't even quote the movies without him correcting you"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

crassanova

Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.

dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

champion

Amazing band from seattle, wa. They're drug free and positive sound impressed and challenged many bands in their genre to make better, honest, and more meaningful hardcore. Thier 2004 cd Promises Kept is definitely the halmark of their sound.

bro1:"Champion is whats up, son!"
bro2:"Yeah, they are pretty legit"

by sebastian crucial December 10, 2006

bro

The verb from of the commonly used noun bro. Means to borrow or to give and take freely, as one bro would from another.

bro1:"Yo, dude can I bro a dollar?"
bro2:"Ye, bro!"

by sebastian crucial December 10, 2008

bromanitarian

When a bro is especially humanitarian.

"Doug is talking about moving to Sudan for a year to help with the efforts to end the genocide in Darfur. He is defintely a bromanitarian."

by sebastian crucial February 5, 2007