sebastian crucial's definitions

dished

To be wasted, usually from bud and beer.

bro1: Yo, can you drive down to the sev?
bro2: Na, dude i'm straight dished.

by sebastian crucial March 25, 2007

Yo Booty

A phrase commonly used to attract a babe's attention. If yelled in inner city RVA it will make girls will turn and look like its their name.

"Matt saw some hot scene sluts after the ETID show, so he leaned out of the car window and yelled 'Yo Booty!' and got one of thier numbers"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Broasis

The local bar all the bros hang out at.

“I went to Spike's last Friday night and there were so many bros I thought it was a broasis.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

gnar fest

Anything pertaining to or involving something so cool or rad that is litteraly a festival of total gnarliness.

"Dude, the moive Shreddin' is a total gnar fest!"

by sebastian crucial January 24, 2007

brocephus

A bro who is really into country music.

"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

Brohirrim

Bros who are way into Lord of the Rings.

"Taylor is such a brohirrim, you can't even quote the movies without him correcting you"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006