scott's definitions

flatwillie

A hillbilly from some place that does not have any hills or mountains such as South Florida

Did you see the mullet on that flatwillie?

by Scott April 6, 2004

one legging it

To have sex with one leg up


originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something

Where is Ronnie? Oh, he is prob one legging it.

by Scott February 12, 2005

magiabulance

Magiabulance (noun) is defined as an instance in which one talks about something which one knows nothing about. Essentially, to crap on, to bullshit.

Other forms include magiabulant (adj) and magiabulate (verb)

Horace's thesis was teeming with magiabulance.

Gertrude, you're being magiabulant!

Cornelius would magiabulate in class when he didn't know an answer.

by Scott January 17, 2005

k-wood

Kirk Wood the most awesomest ski resort everything there is cool except when scott is there

scott is a loser

by scott February 9, 2004

poor

Scott Williams

Scott is a poor scummy motherfucker who lives in a poor ass apartment and loves toes. He also works a lot cuz he's poor.

Scott is a poor scummy motherfucker who lives in a poor ass apartment and loves toes. He also works a lot cuz he's poor.

by scott April 30, 2004

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003

Hysteria

noun, but can be used as an adjective; extreme outrageousness, or being beyond awesome

That party last night was hysteria man.

by Scott November 1, 2004