scott's definitions

jiz jar

your girlfriend

i gots to go see my jiz jar

by scott February 10, 2004

bandwidth bandits

During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!

"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"

by scott October 29, 2003

hosebag

An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack

Look! It's a drunken hosebag!

by Scott April 3, 2003

lickalottapuss

What you get when a lesbian and a dinosaur procreate.

The lickalottapuss has been extinct for years.

by scott January 30, 2004

scottstown

ScottsTown is cool, it means cool. It is where the cool people come and hang out. Scottstown.tk, also may mean scott

I went to scottstown.tk looked at the forum.

by scott December 20, 2004

Loic

adj. or n. used to describe any lazy hobo that smells, has no job, and has a dirty sanchez. Usually hails from Perpignan, France, but may be found living in a cardboard box in any dump around the world. This word can be used to describe anything or anybody negatively.

"OMG, Scott is so much cooler than Loic."

"EWWW, look at that dirty homeless guy. He is soooo loic."

"Fuck, I just took a shit and it smelled worse than Loic."

by Scott April 18, 2005

chilly dog

The act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her.

My girl let me give her a chilly dog last night.

by Scott March 12, 2004