scott's definitions

fugmo

fucking ugly monster

damn that bitch is a fugmo

by scott February 4, 2004

Murrellism

Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .

"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"

by Scott November 26, 2003

magiabulance

Magiabulance (noun) is defined as an instance in which one talks about something which one knows nothing about. Essentially, to crap on, to bullshit.

Other forms include magiabulant (adj) and magiabulate (verb)

Horace's thesis was teeming with magiabulance.

Gertrude, you're being magiabulant!

Cornelius would magiabulate in class when he didn't know an answer.

by Scott January 17, 2005

one legging it

To have sex with one leg up


originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something

Where is Ronnie? Oh, he is prob one legging it.

by Scott February 12, 2005

loic

Word used to describe a jobless red headed step child from the bowels of Perpignan, France. "Loics" are hated by many, and this word can be used to describe anything that is lame.

"Wow, Scott is so much more sicky gnar gnar than Loic"

"This pinto is soooo loic."

"Like, oh my god, look at that hobo, he is sooooo loic."

by Scott April 18, 2005

jentozzi

An act while having anal penetration, the receiver turns around and takes it in the mouth

Wendy gave me a jentozzi last night and it was good.

by scott October 26, 2004

Samedin

A stupid fucking piece of shit mother fucker who thinks he is gangster and sucks dick for a living just for his own fucking pleasure.

You said you a gangster but you neva pop nothin, You said you a wankster and you need to stop frontin, You go to the dealership but you neva cop nothin, You been hustlin' a long time and you ain't got nothin.

by Scott February 28, 2003