scott's definitions

chilly dog

The act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her.

My girl let me give her a chilly dog last night.

by Scott March 12, 2004

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004

poor

Scott Williams

Scott is a poor scummy motherfucker who lives in a poor ass apartment and loves toes. He also works a lot cuz he's poor.

Scott is a poor scummy motherfucker who lives in a poor ass apartment and loves toes. He also works a lot cuz he's poor.

by scott April 30, 2004

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003

Sadyx

A word that may be applied to almost any situation, expressing anything from dislike to enjoyment.

Wow, that fagmort Ryan thinks he is so sadyx.

I had such a sadyx time at Christine's party.

by Scott January 1, 2005

one legging it

To have sex with one leg up


originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something

Where is Ronnie? Oh, he is prob one legging it.

by Scott February 12, 2005

Weazle Wazzle

The act of urinating. To pee.

I drank to much water and now I have to Weazle Wazzle.

by Scott November 20, 2003