scott's definitions

cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects

that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss

by scott November 25, 2004

hot rod

A fast car, mostly home-built from the 20's to the 40's

A 1932 Ford highboy roadster is the quintesential hot rod

by Scott December 11, 2004

to the tune of

about, close to

You owe back taxes to the tune of $900,000.

by Scott November 2, 2003

murrellated

What a description of a technical problem is when it has been rendered unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone with normal English communication skills. Such descriptions are said to be a murrellism .

"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"

by Scott November 26, 2003

Trin

beautiful blonde hair. Fun loving and with three perfect things about her. Soul, Looks, and Attitude

by Scott April 7, 2003

fisheye

Actually... a fisheye is when you're doing a girl doggy style, you pull out and faux-cum on her back by spitting on it. When she turns around, relieved that she did not get a facial, you give her the ol' money shot in the face, particularly in an eye.

My girl has really wisened up. SHe knows about my fisheye shenanigans and no matter how many times I spit on her back, she's learned not to turn around for a facial glazing.

by Scott January 6, 2005

stap

stap: a combination of stab and bap. Commonly used to beat the )*&@% out of others online.

<guy 1> Do these pants make me look fat?
<guy 2> ... *staps guy 1*

by Scott December 20, 2004