Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

be seeing you!

A phrase of parting taken from the 1960's television series 'The Prisoner', and still in use today. Accompanied by making a circle with one's thumb and index finger, touching it to the forehead and giving a curt salute with the hand. Those in the know usually reply with the response from the series: "And you!"

"be seeing you!"
"and you!"

by Scott March 26, 2004

shaftian

A horrible used car sales man.

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.

by Scott May 18, 2004

P.L.U.C.K

Stands for "Politically Lying, Unholy, Cowardly Killers." It is a song about the Armenien Genocide written by The metal band System of A Down, which are all Armenien Descent.

The song is the last track on their S/T Album

by Scott December 15, 2004

bugger

Australian, derived from buggering, which means anal intercourse. Now mostly used as a slang word as an exclamation of surprise or discontent. May be used to refer to a creature or human.

Discontent: Well I'll be buggered!, Disappointment: Oh bugger me, Referal to friend or colleague: The stupid bugger, Anal sex: Oh he buggered me all night

by Scott June 26, 2004

griff

A welsh born, IT spod that emmigrated to Canada; A tendency to drink too much at weddings then be found in the hotel corridors puking with his crank hanging out. Knows a lot about a lot of things, cool parents and has a chronic addiction to Keith's. Hangs a lot with fotsa. All around good shit and among me best mates.

Me: Griff, I need help with my computer, a case of Keith's and by the way, are all Welshie's coal miners?
Griff: Aye, fuck-off cunto.

by scott June 04, 2004

decepticon

You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!

by Scott January 15, 2004