scott's definitions

THUMB ONE

The act of packing a bong or boal, preferably using your thumb to cram the last bit in.

"Come on bro..thumb one up"

by Scott October 23, 2004

k-wood

Kirk Wood the most awesomest ski resort everything there is cool except when scott is there

scott is a loser

by scott February 9, 2004

lickalottapuss

What you get when a lesbian and a dinosaur procreate.

The lickalottapuss has been extinct for years.

by scott January 30, 2004

egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003

schizabootal

seperating your nuts from your leg

damn yo, distract these females, i gotta schizabootal real quick, the sabre-tooth crotch critters are gnawling on my buffalo-sack and my leg.

by Scott October 17, 2003

hot chick

A very attractive female.

Linda is such a hot chick.

by Scott May 31, 2004

cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects

that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss

by scott November 25, 2004