scott's definitions

Nubble

An alteration to the word noob, or nub in this case, a nubble is someone who is very new to something.

I am a gosu nubble.

by Scott November 20, 2003

lickalottapuss

What you get when a lesbian and a dinosaur procreate.

The lickalottapuss has been extinct for years.

by scott January 30, 2004

gonisyphiherpilades

A combo of STD's that slutty girls have.

Dude: "Hey you should hook up with her"
Dude 2: "Hell no! That dirty bitch has gonisyphiherpilades.

by Scott January 9, 2005

hosebag

An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack

Look! It's a drunken hosebag!

by Scott April 3, 2003

kingoftown

oldman who is hated by all because he's an idiot.

Kingoftown:Oh hello Marzypan i noticed I'm uncool so could you give me a few pointers?

by scott June 15, 2003

Calkurus

This word was originally derived by Dr. Shih from the ancient neanderthalian root words Cal - Kar- Oos, meaning "Out of sync shit carburetor carburetor". However, today the meaning of the word is thought to resemble that of calculus.

"Class, today we have to dou two homeworks tree and four. We no need to get behind for the Calkurus exam May. Homeworks quiz tomorrow on one and too"

by Scott October 19, 2004

Mckirdy

The Scottish word for a large animal that lives in the woods e.g Big Foot

-look it's a Mckirdy
-A Mckirdy has been here
-Your as big as a Mckirdy

by Scott May 13, 2005