scott's definitions

Weazle Wazzle

The act of urinating. To pee.

I drank to much water and now I have to Weazle Wazzle.

by Scott November 20, 2003

flatwillie

A hillbilly from some place that does not have any hills or mountains such as South Florida

Did you see the mullet on that flatwillie?

by Scott April 6, 2004

bush cookie

a slang term for Vagina.

I was finger bangin' the bush cookie while sitting in the back of the school bus.

by scott February 25, 2003

hot chick

A very attractive female.

Linda is such a hot chick.

by Scott May 31, 2004

Murrellism

Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .

"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"

by Scott November 26, 2003

cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects

that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss

by scott November 25, 2004

egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003