scott's definitions

shafreyneh

1. One who is ogre or shrek like in nature and/or in appearance.

2. One who starts something but does not finish the process.

1. Did you see that guy, he looked so hideous, almost shafreyneh like?

2. Matt, you said you were going to be an army ranger, but you quit. Dont shafreyneh on me asshole!!!!

by scott February 7, 2005

cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects

that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss

by scott November 25, 2004

Murrellism

Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .

"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"

by Scott November 26, 2003

homophobe

A slang word commonly used to label people whose religious and moral beliefs do not conform with popular views of homosexuality. The word implies that the person's opposition to homosexuality stems from ignorance and fear.

Supporter of Homosexuality: People who support the federal marriage amendment are just homophobes.

by Scott December 23, 2004

party favor

A party favor is a girl who sleeps with a lot of guys that she meets at parties.

Did you hear that Wendy fucked both of those guys at the same time after she had just met them at a party,she is such a party favor.

by Scott December 15, 2003

GSP

Georgia State Prison

you don't want to go to the GSP or you will get ass raped by a midget named paco and be forced to join his club

by scott November 3, 2003

fisheye

Actually... a fisheye is when you're doing a girl doggy style, you pull out and faux-cum on her back by spitting on it. When she turns around, relieved that she did not get a facial, you give her the ol' money shot in the face, particularly in an eye.

My girl has really wisened up. SHe knows about my fisheye shenanigans and no matter how many times I spit on her back, she's learned not to turn around for a facial glazing.

by Scott January 6, 2005